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Old 10-05-2005, 06:00 PM   #1
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There's a jokes topic here, but I've got a challenge for Y'all: who can tell the worst joke ever.

Here's mine, it is outrageously pathetic:

Weenienose
A guy with a weenie in his nose enters a doctor.
Doc: What has happened?
Guy: Weenienose.

End. (in case somebody didn't notice)

Anything more pathetic?
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:26 PM   #2
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A man was walking down the street and the piano fell on him...
Why?
Because he had a pencil in his pocket...

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Old 10-05-2005, 06:38 PM   #3
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A man opens the elevator doors and what he sees ?? STAIRS!!
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:40 PM   #4
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A man walks into a café

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Old 10-05-2005, 07:53 PM   #5
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A guy is in the swimming pool while it starts raining. "Thank god I'm in the pool - I'd be soaking wet outside."
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:55 PM   #6
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
How did you guess?

*sigh*
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:50 PM   #7
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There is a daddy camel and a little boy camel. One day, the little boy turns and asks his daddy, "Daddy, why do we have such long eyelashes?"

The dad replies, "Well son, its to keep out the sand from our eyes when there is a sandstorm."

The little camel thinks about it and then says, "Daddy, why do we have such big feet?"

The dad replies "Well son, its to stop us from sinking into the sand." The little camel thinks about this, and then says "Daddy, why do we have humps?"

The dad replies "Well son, its because we can go for miles without finding any water so we keep a store in our humps."

The little camel thinks about this, then eventually says, "But dad, we are in Edinburgh Zoo!"
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Old 10-05-2005, 09:54 PM   #8
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

-Are you my mommy?
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:00 PM   #9
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Wow Puffin... Your sig is really... err... Dutch

It's probably Kon-Tiki teaching everyone naughty talk :P
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:54 PM   #10
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Originally posted by Reup@May 10 2005, 09:00 PM
Wow Puffin... Your sig is really... err... Dutch

It's probably Kon-Tiki teaching everyone naughty talk :P
I learnt it from a dutch guy that plays in a band with me.

But i guess it's off topic

Unless you meant that my sig was a bad joke? :blink:
Then yea, it really is :blink:
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