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[Evad]

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Obviously 'cause of the dangers involved..

[Toxik]

Originally posted by TheChosen@Dec 13 2005, 02:10 PM

You read Discworld!? :w00t:

Translated,but yes!Greatest series I ever found!
(i cant get Soul Music )
I found one in czech rep.
its not very funny but i was like :blink: because you can legally get tank in here,just like pistols

[TheVoid]

In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

In Lebanon it's legal to have animal sex, but only with female animals. Animal sex with males is a capital crime.

In Switzerland, it's against the law to slam your car door.

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Originally posted by gregor
No kissing in public. - Indonesia*

Indonesia must be a pretty rough country to live in.

[Evad]

ok so sex with a female porcupine is ok in Lebanon...check.

[TheVoid]

Originally posted by Evad@Dec 13 2005, 07:42 PM
ok so sex with a female porcupine is ok in Lebanon...check.

Yeah, isn't that just great. :Brain:

[gregor]

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No kissing in public. - Indonesia*

Indonesia must be a pretty rough country to live in. [/b][/quote]
Plenty of things are allowed inside the house though... Also people tollerate gay people more.

But it is kind of strange when you want to kiss you girlfriend but you can't.

[Himmler]

Originally posted by Toxik@Dec 13 2005, 11:18 AM
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed
LOL
reminded me of Discworld

yeah...I'm sure they will respect it ...bwhahahahhahah

[Thornwood]

I remember hearing a few months ago that in Hungary they've passed a new law that permits only women with "good legs" to wear miniskirts. Actually, it's one of the few ones here that makes any kind of sense, but doesn't it mean it must be determined somehow that you have good legs?

And yes, that does sound like Discworld, though it also reminds me of a Monty Python skit. This guy knocks on the door of this house and politely tell the lady who answers that he is going to rob her house and asks to be let in. However, she 's reluctant to because she suspects him of being an encyclopedia salesman. Good one, that. *chuckle*

[TheGiantMidgit]

Originally posted by Thornwood@Dec 14 2005, 08:09 AM
...but doesn't it mean it must be determined somehow that you have good legs?

Quite. Perhaps they have a standardized test, with specialists in the field judging whether the limbs in question meets designated standards and are fit for public exhibition. ...and designated penalties for such offenses.

Officer 1: We've got an indecent exposure down on 3rd, sources tell us someone unfit for the position is flashing their -legs-!

Officer 2: Dear God, let's roll!

Officer 1: No, don't bother taking out the cuffs. Get your pistol, we've got to take this one -down-.

Perhaps it's illegal for salespeople to sell miniskirts to those unfit individuals, like how it's an offense to sell cigarettes or alcohol to minors.

And yea, my linguistics are shot right now, before anyone points out that the previous comments appear to have been typed by a chimpanzee. 4 am Essay writing sprees do that to you.

[LeD]

Heres another stupid Arkansans law...No kissing at a red light.