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[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Tulac+Oct 2 2005, 09:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tulac @ Oct 2 2005, 09:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Unknown Hero@Sep 28 2005, 08:47 PM
What benefits we Croatians have! :angel:* :angel:* :angel:

Don't forget about these

YOU KNOW YOU'RE CROATIAN WHEN

Enormous list follows
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Let's say these match my case. k:

Please people, don't quote huge posts in their entirity if you've only got a little comment to add. Think of all the mouse wheels you're wearing out! - Havell

[a1s]

Originally posted by R Havel+Oct 2 2005, 11:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (R Havel @ Oct 2 2005, 11:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Don't forget about these

YOU KNOW YOU'RE CROATIAN WHEN

Enormous list follows

Let's say these match my case. k:

Please people, don't quote huge posts in their entirity if you've only got a little comment to add. Think of all the mouse wheels you're wearing out! - Havell [/b][/quote]
it's a joke of it's own (like 100 line long sigs)

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by a1s@Oct 2 2005, 11:17 PM
it's a joke of it's own (like 100 line long sigs)

Which is sort of unwanted also...

So how do you know you're not Croatian?
1) You don't speak the language.
2) You are of different nationality.
3) You probably don't even know where Croatia is.
4) You can't find yourself on the list.
5) You don't find any cases on that list that apply to you.
6) The list provided above doesn't apply to you.
7) Your parents told you, you're of some other nationality.
8) You still can't find anything on that list that applies to you.
9) You found something on that list, that's true in your case, but you're still convinced you're not Croatian.

Sorry guys, but I love making lists :bleh:

[Danny252]

So how do you know you're not Croatian?
Ooh, list!

1) You don't speak the language.
True.

2) You are of different nationality.
Thats true, too.

3) You probably don't even know where Croatia is.
I knew where it is! I know enough Croatian people, so I have to.

4) You can't find yourself on the list
Yup.

5) You don't find any cases on that list that apply to you.
That serbia one..

6) The list provided above doesn't apply to you.
Uh, yes...

7) Your parents told you, you're of some other nationality.
I sorta knew that already..

8) You still can't find anything on that list that applies to you.
Why? WHY?!

9) You found something on that list, that's true in your case, but you're still convinced you're not Croatian.
Oh, that Serbian thing?

[Dino]

At least once before you've told your parents that
you'll call the police to report "child abuse" and
your parents said "Samo probaj"

That's great, just hillarious! LOL

When leaving the house to go out, you always receive
the same warnings(regardless of age): -"Pazi sta
radis", "Pamet u glavu", "Nemoj me sramotit", "Nemoj
da ja sta cujem"

So true!

When upset, it isn't unusual for Tata to send you "u
pizdu materinu"

O, man! :roflol:

[allyfaucet]

:eeeeeh: Definetely not Croatian

But there are 3 people on this forum in the Silicon Valley! :whistle:

And you know you're from the Silicon Valley when...


You call low clouds "fog" even if they're hundreds of feet off the ground.

At least once you have gone to San Francisco for the day wearing shorts and a t-shirt because it was a warm clear day in San Jose. And you froze your little *@#!% off in the fog, drizzle and wind.

You say you're from Silicon Valley because no one knows where San Jose is.

You aren't bothered much by earthquakes because you're ready for them. But the thought of tornadoes and hurricanes terrifies you.

You own a Sport Utility Vehicle and have never taken it off-road. You wouldn't know what to do if you tried. Same with all your friends.

You don't know how to drive in snow. You're a road hazard when you visit the mountains.

You know how to recognize re-sealed returned electronics at Fry's.

You don't ask the staff any questions at Fry's. You know they hire idiots and pass the savings on to you.

You think it's normal to see chip-design software or relational databases advertised on freeway billboards.

You know that California isn't just one big beach.

You know that not everyone in California surfs.

You know there's lots of skiing in California.

You know your rotating outage block number at home and at work, and listen for them whenever there are rolling blackouts.

You remember the names of the three closest cheap sushi joints, the location of all the Fry's in the area and which companies your friends work for that are going public in the next year, but don't know the name of the mayor

[TheChosen]

FBI agent is trying to defuse the bomb that terrorist have planted in a huge sky-craper. The other agent is in the lobby, giving information trought the cellphone about the bomb defusing.

FBI women(the agent who is in lobby): Come on! Cut the blue fire! We only got ten seconds left.
FBI man(the agent who is defusing the bomb): Ive always wanted to tell you something...
FBI women:What?
FBI man: Im color blind.

[Blue_bags]

:blink: Hey have u guys heard of the new type of bee thats been discovered?
No???
Boobiesss :Brain:

[Danny252]

and the point of that post is?
*reaches for 'Titan' button*

It's a joke, how good it is is irrelevant, but it's a joke and therefore has a point, more point than this post anyway. - Havell

:blink:

[TheChosen]

Did you knew that Titans name and avatar mix?

Because Titan can be spelled: Tit-an!

LOL