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[Tulac]

Why do people send you hate mail?

[ianfreddie07]

It's just something bad they thought I did.

[The Fifth Horseman]

"Electricity can only be replenished by Whiskey. Do not argue with me. I am a Doktor."

Doktor Sleepless

[Mighty Midget]

A handful of disturbing quotes:

“As violence falls in Iraq, cemetery workers feel the pinch”
– Headline over a story by McClatchy News Service reporters Jay Price and Qasim Zein

"Sure, there's less violence, but that's because we've ethnically cleansed most of Baghdad."
--Jim Moran (D-VA), December, offering a competing theory to Obey's.

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."
--Laura Upton, South Carolina Miss Teenage America, when she was asked why one-fifth of Americans are unable to locate the U.S. on a map.

[Icewolf]

"What I am doing here is highly complicated and requires highest concentration!"
-- Willy Tanner, hanging upside down in the apple-tree, all tangled up in a rope when his neighbor came along.

[hahajejeje]

Roads?were are we going we dont need "roads"
Dr.Brown (back in time)

[Fubb]

Ianfreddie i have had fun with hatemail too:
Said in a message after i accidentally sent an American jokes about America. :\

"U stupid canadan american can pwn ur asss weve never lost a war. ever so thats more then u who lost ur war of independance unlike us!!!12"

Then I replied: "We didn't have a war of Independence. And considering everywar Canada has been a part in, Canada has come out on top (we're ignoring Afghanistan here) thats allot more then we can say about america who LOST the war of 1812, who LOST in Vietnam, and who is LOS(ing) IN IRAQ so I suggest you reconsider your speech.

He replied: "We WON in vitinam THATS WHY ITS ONE ****RI WE UNIFID THEM!!"

I replied: "Oh you unified them allright. Thats why you guys pulled out there in a hurry right? And also why it's still under Communist Control, riiight? Look this is going nowhere because you lack sufficiant intellegiance (please ignore my spelling) to uphold a conversation with a guy who's country, let alone your own country, you couldn't find even if your life depended on it."

He then replied " I KNOW WHEEER CANDA IS ITS NORHT"

I replied " Congrats, you've leveled up! Knowing that Canada is "NORHT" not "NORTH" was one of our best kept secrets. You congrat yourself, go eat some cake, go out with the guys. I hope your not in texas!"

Then I blocked him.

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"Someone set us up the bomb!"

"Just don't get hit"
*Pwing*
"aw..." -Bad experiences with Dungeon Diege

this one here hits cloes to home!;

"I have got a lovely bunch of Coconust"
"Nuts*"
"Damn, the song is ruined now." -TheChosen while singing to himself.