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[ReamusLQ]

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles+Jul 18 2005, 12:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (A. J. Raffles @ Jul 18 2005, 12:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-R Havell@Jul 17 2005, 10:43 PM
:w00t: Unless I am very much mistaken, that's a The Knowledge/Horrible History joke k:

Yes, it's from Wicked Words, I think. One of the best in the series. I love Horrible Histories, although I'm far too old for them, of course (I usually pretend to be getting them for my little cousins :whistle: ).

Ahem, back on topic: the Funniest Joke in the World ™ (in German, for safety reasons):
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! [/b][/quote]
:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: <dies from laughter>

[a1s]

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jul 18 2005, 07:51 AM
Ahem, back on topic: the Funniest Joke in the World ™ (in German, for safety reasons):
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

because of your "safety reasons" no translation software on the web can work with that joke (I doubt you have so many typos in there...).

[ReamusLQ]

Originally posted by a1s+Jul 18 2005, 01:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (a1s @ Jul 18 2005, 01:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-A. J. Raffles@Jul 18 2005, 07:51 AM
Ahem, back on topic: the Funniest Joke in the World ™ (in German, for safety reasons):
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

because of your "safety reasons" no translation software on the web can work with that joke (I doubt you have so many typos in there...). [/b][/quote]
that's actually how it's spelled in the Monty Python script, to stop people from translating it

[a1s]

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 18 2005, 08:29 AM
that's actually how it's spelled in the Monty Python script, to stop people from translating it

wow, subconious in it's work- I didn't recognise that joke, but still felt I needed to post it's nazi counterpart in the 'worst joke' thread. again wow.

[Sebatianos]

Time for a new joke:

A amn and a woman were ridin g together in a train (but didn't know eachother). He was always trying to make a move on her, but she just kept reading her book.
Then finally he asks: "What book are you reading?"
"It's a lovers guide."
"Oh really," he says quite interested. "And who are the most romantic lovers in the world?"
"According to this book it's the Italians."
"And which lovers are best in bed?"
Her eyes light up and she says: "Japaneese."
The the man says: "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Luigi Hirohito."

[ReamusLQ]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Jul 20 2005, 01:01 AM
Time for a new joke:

A amn and a woman were ridin g together in a train (but didn't know eachother). He was always trying to make a move on her, but she just kept reading her book.
Then finally he asks: "What book are you reading?"
"It's a lovers guide."
"Oh really," he says quite interested. "And who are the most romantic lovers in the world?"
"According to this book it's the Italians."
"And which lovers are best in bed?"
Her eyes light up and she says: "Japaneese."
The the man says: "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Luigi Hirohito."

he...that's actually not that bad

[Jimbo the Legend]

No, it really really is that bad!!!

J

[drumminfreek]

LOL haha! great pic!
anyways...
Q- whats the worst part os drinking goats milk?

A- getting the grass stain off your back!! LOL

[TheChosen]

Another doctor joke!

Patientoctor! Doctor! Ive become an invisible!
Doctor: Next patient!

[Sebatianos]

Man. I gotta go repaint the floor in our bathroom!!!