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[Fruit Pie Jones]

I'm probably older than most of the people here, so here are some bits of dating advice I've gleaned from all my years of experience:

* Before you pick her up, pay a homeless person to pretend to mug you later, so that you can beat him senseless and be the hero. Plus, you can take your money back.
* If you're picking her up at her home, impress her father with your tricked-out ride. Tell him about how you outran that cop last week.
* Risk and reward go hand-in-hand. This principle is what makes, "Can you take your top off?" a pretty good introductory line.
* She doesn't want someone who's just like all the other guys, so show her that purple thing dangling from your armpit, or that trick you can do with your eye.
* Women are sensitive. Try to avoid rubbing them with harsh chemicals.
* Every woman likes a man with a sense of humor. Pick out one of your date's physical characteristics and come up with some clever jokes about it. Find ways to introduce these jokes into the conversation.
* If you and your date are attacked by a cheetah, remember: You have no chance of outrunning the cheetah. You do, however, have a decent chance of outrunning your date.
* When your date says something funny, instead of laughing, show her how hip you are by saying, "ROTFLMAO!"
* Demonstrate that you are in touch with your feelings by describing in detail how you cried yourself to sleep every night for a month after your last girlfriend dumped you. Begin crying again as you are talking.
* Finally, when everything has gone well and you're dropping her off at the end of the date, nothing says, "I'm really comfortable around you," better than a good, strong fart.

[Danny252]

:blink: and that works? :blink:

[Wael]

Originally posted by Danny252@Feb 2 2005, 07:14 PM
:blink: and that works? :blink:

Ehrm,
No?

[Strobe]

* Every woman likes a man with a sense of humor.

so i assume you are quite successful with girls...!

great advises given, man! i like the last one best
*still laughing*

[Strobe]

i want to re-catch the topic which was discussed befor...about sending SMS.

i don't like this way to tell somebody about your, feelings. at least if you are
not yet together with the desired person. it is sort of unpersonal, imo.
better write a letter or send a tape with your message recorded or something
like that...

people tend to use SMS too often, if they are afraid of how the recipient might
react, or if they don't dare to look them right into the eyes. of course, it's easy
to type in a few words rather than to catch up with the other person directly.

but i dislike such approaches. emails and SMS are not recommendable for
emotional issues.

[Puffin]

Well, I meet my boyfriend almost every day, we go to the same school. But when we're not together, and I miss him, I don't find anything wrong with dropping him a line. And I really like it when he sends me sms, I find it sweet. But hey, that's just me.

[Strobe]

as i said, i only contradict with sms, as long as this is used to get in touch
with someone you like, but you don't have the "courage" to tell him/her that
personally.

BUT if you are already in a relationship with your partner, there's nothing wrong
with sending a sms...

just to avoid misunderstandings

[HighProtein]

Just Read This...
http://www.intellectual*****s.com/masterladder.html

Don't be a cuddy buddy, friend or intellectual lady of hers.

[Schabernakel-anbeter]

Tell her that she has a nice head :Tom:
then talk about war...women like war cause they are interested in killing
and any kind of evil violence
then start to get angry and demolish sth, that she can see what a man you are :Titan:

if she makes you feel ashame say: "ehm uh you disturb me, piss off"

dont be yourself
and you will have great fun :bye:

[taikara]

Just be yourself. If she doesn't like you for who you are, it can't work out in the long term anyway.

Love hurts.

Sigh.