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[_r.u.s.s.]

from: tatisweet@lavabit.com
date: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 6:42 AM

Hello!!!!
I wish to learn you better! I'm interesting on you,
Can you write me my e-mail tatisweet@lavabit.com! I'll wait to you sooN!
Tatiyana

attached pictures:

Tatiana to me

to: tatisweet@lavabit.com
date: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 9:18 AM

hi!!!!
i'm also interested!!!
do u have television??

me to Tatiana

from: tatisweet@lavabit.com
subject: Good day
date: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 2:30 AM
(i haven't read completely whole thing because it's impossible to read but some of the stuff is hillarious)

Good day my new friend.
This is Tatiyana, I'm from a site slando.co.
It was very pleasant to
me to receive your answer. It is very
interesting to learn you better, you have very
much interested me.
I have interesting on you.
I have saw your ad and i solved to send you letter.
My name Tatiyana, to me now 31 years.
I'm from Russia. i hope that you're not aganist.
I never was married and I do not have children.
I am very sociable I the woman, I have many good
friends. I constantly to radiate the optimism on
all who to be round me.
I work as the expert of quality assurance of
milk production. I love the work, after all
it is important, that people bought only the
qualitative goods.
Speaking about myself, I can
tell much, but it will be not correct, as the
person from the party should make it. Therefore I
think, that will be correct if I tell about a
photo.
I wish to tell some words about little hobbies.
From sports I most of all love yoga and
volytball. As to me very much like to prepare and
result in an embodiment the imaginations in
apartment shift, I like to decorate...
You can set to me any questions on me and my life,
I with pleasure will answer them!
It is a little "my dream" about the man...
The man who searches for serious relations is
interesting to me. The man with whom I would feel
myself the happiest woman on light is necessary to
me. For me it is important, to have mutual
understanding, trust and responsibility! I think,
that the Internet is very good way for
acquaintance. I think, that it should be romantic,
have the friend or even more in other country.
I will not begin to hide, what dialogue with
Internet use, it for me the new and neolearnt way,
therefore I very much hope, what communicating
with you we will have many good impressions about
each other how you look at it?
I very much am interested, that we could learn
each other better. When I saw yours profile, I
have very much become interested in you, I feel,
that you the remarkable interlocutor and
consequently would like to have correspondence
with you.
If to speak concerning our acquaintance as a whole
I can confidently tell, what before me it is
necessary to familiarise a problem with you as it
is possible more close, what I would become for
you the good friend, and is quite possible, what
we become more than friends, you agree?
Perhaps I will finish the first creative
experience in a direction of letters, and very
much I hope, that you will not disappoint me, I do
not doubt, that it will be just fine...
Tatiyana

attached pictures: (boo, the old one)

Tatiana to me

to: tatisweet@lavabit.com
subject: RE: Good day
to: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 9:40 AM

hello dearest Tatiana,
i'm very interested in becoming friends with you.

since you told me a lot about your pretty yourself i shall talk to you
about me.

My name is Suk. full name Suk Moi'Deek. As you may see on the writing of
my name
(which is very interesting), my parent roots are comming from Alaska.
But now i
live in Honolulu, Hawaii. A very beauty country.

We are having a lot in common because i'm very socialble too!! I love
sociable
persons. And when you said you radiate optimism, i thought
THIS WOMEN IS GREAt!! I love peopel who radiate! And optimism! It's soul
connection
between us. When i heard it, i imagined you radiating so much that whole
my
living room would be irradiated. and my livingroom needs radiation like
you!

I would also love you to hear about my hobbies. I by myself love
radiating pretty much as well.
I think it's a very important part of life. I also like to have bicycle
and also drive on it.
I have very romantic thoughts when i'm driving my bicycle. And dream
that once i have woman
like you who would be love to share feelings towards each other. Then my
next hobby is collecting
little flowers and then making toilet paper out of it. It's a national
Hawaiian tradition.
Nothing better like old good home made flower toilet paper.

But enough about me!!! Tell me more about you and say how could we also
become more friends!!

KISSESS,
Suk Moi'Deek

PS. i'm also attaching picture of my ear because old Hawaiian saying
says,
without healthy ears a man is not a man.

attached pictures:

me to Tatiana

[TotalAnarchy]

Happy marriage spam?

[TheChosen]

Yeah, spam email.

For a moment, I thought you went crazy.

EDIT: None of these types never answered to my emails....

[arete]

She only likes you for your toiletpaper-making skills, _r.u.s.s. Then again she could be a fat middle aged Nigerian man from Lagos. You should send her a long Russian spiel of highly insulting lovetalk that 'you learned from youtube channel', and see her reaction. Then ask her how the weather is in Ambon Province.

[dosraider]

.......... a pic from her ear......?

[_r.u.s.s.]

noo it's my ear, read it again

[dosraider]

Originally Posted by _r.u.s.s.

......noo it's my ear.....

Whoops, misunderstanding.

[Tulac]

Too bad it's probably an automated bot.

[AlumiuN]

I lol'd. Poor _r.u.s.s., he has to settle for automated bots.

[angry axe]

ROFL, i too got a similar email except it was WAY more disturbing (lucky my mother didn't find it)