09-11-2004, 06:33 PM
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Ok, some new ones. :whistle:
"I think, we have a spy in our midst..." |
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09-11-2004, 06:36 PM
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Ouch, that must hurt... :whistle:
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09-11-2004, 06:59 PM
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"Swing batter-batter swing"....
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09-11-2004, 07:10 PM
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In the spirit of the season:
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09-11-2004, 07:14 PM
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:blink: LOL
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10-11-2004, 09:42 PM
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OK, this year that pervert isn't comming down my chimney!
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10-11-2004, 09:58 PM
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Well... the Icelandic santa is fucked up.
It isn't him, it's THEM. We have 13 santa's. They live in a mountain, with their troll-parents. (I think this deserves to be in the joke thread, but it's true!! :crazy: ) They come every night, the first comes on the 11th of December and the last one on the 24th. They put some stuff in our shoes, which we put in the window. And they're actually evil. They steal stuff and shit.... Eat our food, look under women's skirts and slam doors. Historical note: When Iceland was under the Danish king Christian (some-number here), the king made a rule. People were not allowed to frighten their children with stories of the santa clauses, their parents, or their cat. (The cat ate kids who didn't get clothes for christmas). And I'm not just making this up. :blink: Santas |
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10-11-2004, 10:07 PM
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Hmmm.... Let's see..
Topic: SATAN...oops...I misspelled! It's Santa. Here you go! Wanna more, just ask! |
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10-11-2004, 10:15 PM
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So that's why you're hungry all the time. We have some other creatures (it really a local folklore) called Bramarji. They're not here for christmas, but they come around on the second Sunday of September. All they do is eat flys  - that's why there aren't any during the winter. Maybe we should start a thread about our cultures, since we're from such different parts of the world? |
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10-11-2004, 10:20 PM
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