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16-08-2007, 12:22 AM | #14 | ||
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I really shouldn't because what I said in the first place doesn't make any sense.
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You were just kiddin' or what?
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16-08-2007, 09:37 AM | #16 | ||
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I believe BP was only being BP . Now, back on topic everyone?
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18-08-2007, 10:51 AM | #17 | ||
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I really, really, enjoyed Ed Wood. Everything about it was a total love letter to B movies
Over the top acting, the angles of shots, the shadows, atmosphere - everything! Even that terrifying Skeletor-woman Sarah Jessica Parker couldn't ruin it.
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22-08-2007, 05:16 PM | #18 | ||
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New one:
Shark Attack 3 Megalodon (Horror, David Worth, Israel/SA /USA, 2002, colour) A giant, prehistoric shark makes it's sudden presence and wrecks havoc... Well, this is definitely not Jaws. This sharks (actually, there are two of them, both made pretty much entirely of stock footage of various species of sharks) is about 15 feet long when the mentioned stock footage allows it (15 feet? It's getting much bigger soon. Some 60 odd feet, actually). Anyway: A company is building a multi-billion underwater powerline network. Of course, these cables attract these two sharks from the mist of time to our present day (no explaination given here). Soon we have the same old conflict: Telling people about this shark will cost a packet, better shut up VS tons of shark chew (literally, tons!). You have seen this before, and in waaayyy better movies, so onto my Personal opinion: STAY AWAY!... not from the water, but from this movie. Good god, where to begin? A shark... a hero and a heroine... countless victims... ze big bozz who's interests dictates there are no sharks there... random scenes packed with nonsense... bloopers kept for the sake of run-time, a shark so huge it eats whole boats without chewing... some of the most abysmal, abominable and atrocious acting ever put on film... and yes, it's true: This movie has the singlemost disturbingly, mindtwistingly trash pick-up line in history... and no, I will not try to explain any possibility of a greater plot here or give explainations to the unexplainable. The only moments that give this flick a shred of entertainment value, are the bloopers and the insanly lousy special effects, as well as that pick-up line. EDIT: From IMBD: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313597/goofs Enjoy the read, and let it go with that. Don't bother watching this film.
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I thought I was the only one who'd sat all the way through Megalodon...
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24-08-2007, 01:08 PM | #20 | ||
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Exactly! I mean, I don't mind trash movies, not at all, but as you said: This movie does manage to bore and enrage simultaneously... I didn't know exactly what to expect and was hoping for that "so terrible it's great" but it pissed me off instead. 90 minutes completly wasted.
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