19-05-2005, 04:30 PM
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ok i just remebered the worst joke EVER, and this joke is nasty, like proper nasty
----DISCLAIMER---- this joke does not reperent the views of me abandonia or any of its subsiduary employees or members. it is here for reference purposes only. ----end disclaimer----- whats 12inches long with a purple head and makes women cry? cotdeath |
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24-05-2005, 01:37 PM
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Urrgh. That was REALLY bad. "Bad" as in "really ugly".
And I thought I know sick ones....won't post them here, though :angel: But here goes another bad one (because you reminded me of camels..prps u don't know this one...) A camel-herder with just one camel walks through the desert. After some days, he wants to have sex. For this purpose, he always has a small ladder with him. So he puts the ladder behind the camel, climbs up, opens his trousers and is ready to go, when the camel runs away. He is angry, packs his ladder and runs after the camel. After quite a while, he finds it again, and does the same procedure all over again, causing the camel to run away. After days he finds it in an oasis full of lightly-clothed women. Several of them approach him and ask softly: "May we do something for you, traveller?" and HE responds: "Yeah, it would be *great* if someone holds the camel for a while." I count this one as bad, because I just translated it on-the-fly from German, so it is probably badly structured. Sorry for that.
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24-05-2005, 01:55 PM
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Probably the most popular...
A family of three tomatoes is walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato starts lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Catch up!"...
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24-05-2005, 02:01 PM
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A fish tried to drive a car but failed.
Why? because it is a fish. |
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24-05-2005, 02:04 PM
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How do you kill a mole?
Bury it alive! |
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24-05-2005, 04:04 PM
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knok knok
who is it jesus :crazy: :crazy: :eeeeeh:  :blink: I hear it from thechosen in chool :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: |
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26-05-2005, 02:10 AM
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to lord scather: hahah. i know that one, as i know evry camel joke knowen to man, but it was good to see it in type, your english is perfect dude . dont worry about it.
what steams, is pink and goes ping? a baby in a microwave and now for probably the worst joke e v e r what do men with 12 inch penises have for breakfast? i had toast and a cup of tea. |
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26-05-2005, 04:26 AM
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Q: How did the child fall off his bike?
A: A fridge hit him |
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26-05-2005, 06:49 AM
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I'm not sure if I've got this joke exactly right.
What do you get when you cross a Dentist with a Boat? A Tooth Ferry |
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26-05-2005, 01:01 PM
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-i fell of my bike and my nose is bleeding like waterfall
+what nose?
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