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Old 28-01-2009, 08:57 PM   #1
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Default Advertize!

Sorry if it's on the forum, but I don't want to check 65536 posts in the search results...

The rules of the game is pretty simple. Put on an advertisment (not real, and be crazy) about anything you'd like. I'll start one as a good example. The next advertizer has to do something with the last commercial, for example buying it but it is faulty. You may also put on some pictures, whether you desire.

Remember, you don't have to advertize goods, you may report a faulty parking or an accident, or crime or whatever.

Okay, here's the example:

Adv1: Selling a top car, it's a trabant 256-65536-intercooler-turbo and cheap!
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Adv2: I bought your car but the running gear and body wasn't assembled, and now screws were given to me.

Reporting that a person has broken the speed limit on Highway 00.
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Adv3: Yep, I just collided into that freak... etc.


Okay, let me start.



Reporting that a camel is parked in the placed reserved for handicapped people.
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Old 06-03-2009, 09:12 PM   #2
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Yes, it is. I just missed ramming it by this much: | |
Advertising a motorized, remote-controlled Lemming for sale!
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Old 22-04-2009, 04:03 PM   #3
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I buy. However, that lemming had super-AI and attacked me. I had no other possibilities - I disassembled it and threw it into the dustbin.

Adverisment: Join the Hungarian Airforce! Just call 666 666.
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Old 22-04-2009, 04:06 PM   #4
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I called it but it isn't the Hungarian Airforce's number!


Adverisment:Buy a supercool car! It's type is:Lada 1600 with nitro!
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Old 22-04-2009, 04:08 PM   #5
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Sounds cool, I buy. It has nitro, and everything I need, but I miss the engine.

WARNING! Tornado is approaching the West Coast of the USA.
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Old 22-04-2009, 04:11 PM   #6
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And? Who cares about it? I'm from Hungary!


Oh my god! Cowhorde is approaching Hódmezővásárhely!
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Old 22-04-2009, 04:12 PM   #7
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I called some Yanqui cowboys who took care of the situation. Thanks for warning!

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Old 22-04-2009, 04:15 PM   #8
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I talked with him, but he is stupid.Very stupid.


Old bed for $30!
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Old 22-04-2009, 04:17 PM   #9
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What a comfortable old bed! And it's only for thirty bucks? Sure I take it.
Whew! The first good thing I bought so far.

Looking for a good pub where I can drink non-alcoholic vodka.
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Old 22-04-2009, 04:39 PM   #10
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I tried it but it's like water. I think because it's water.

Transparent Glass!For cheap, with a good motor!
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