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Old 03-07-2004, 10:03 PM   #21
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Oh, well. I think Kiddiarni is going to be mad from playing too many old games...
                       
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Old 03-07-2004, 10:10 PM   #22
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Okay enough giberish.Here's a joke:
The blonde's revenge:

"A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"



The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the family car.

His father said to him,
"I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you.You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get a hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that.You know Samson had long hair,Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
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Old 04-07-2004, 02:15 PM   #23
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I have a poem about the days before computers:

Remember when.......

A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
and gig was a job for the nights
now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes

An application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age
a cd was a bank account
and if you had a 3.5" floppy
you hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
you'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife
paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
but when it happens, they will wish they were dead.

I don't know who wrote it but I got it off www.monster-island.org/tinashumor/computer.html
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Old 04-07-2004, 07:13 PM   #24
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OK, so, one day the Slovenians built their first nuclear bomb, but they didn't know what to do with it, finally they decided to launch the bomb on the USA, and so a couple of days passed and there was no word from the USA, so they built another nuclear bomb and, again, launched it on the USA... After a few weeks and no response from the USA, the president of Slovenia Janeš Drnovšek decided to call Bush, and so he said:
-Boush, how come you dont respond to us bombardindg your country with nuclear warheads???
-Drnovshek, you son of a *****, we'll anhialate you as soon as we find you on the map!!!




Slovenia is so small that when someone farts in Slovenia, it stinks in Croatia

Slovenia is so small that when someone in Slovenia has a headache, we Croatians drink aspirines
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Old 04-07-2004, 09:49 PM   #25
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Hope there are no slovenians on the site :wink:
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Old 04-07-2004, 09:59 PM   #26
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If everything else fails, bomb iraq!

http://www.apelsin.nu/classics/?url=bomb_iraq
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:06 PM   #27
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If you want links to online humour try this:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com

http://www.webflash.com/

One of the best cartoons : http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=794

verry funny :P
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:21 PM   #28
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U wanna seee something FUNNNNNNNNY

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html
                       
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:23 PM   #29
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Lol this is exactly the same cartoon depicted here :
http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=794 (wich i wrote earlier)
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Old 04-07-2004, 10:29 PM   #30
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more classic

http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html


Karaoke! W00t!

http://www.dr.dk/skum/cigarfar/growl.asp

And who wouldn't love MOOOON!

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
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