04-07-2004, 09:32 PM
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And last since I guess you already have enough of me infesting this thread
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04-07-2004, 09:33 PM
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04-07-2004, 10:29 PM
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Well this one is really weird...
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?bo...51208&f_id=1034 And this one is SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUPER COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?bo...=51208&f_id=955 And for those of u who know "Badger Badger" this one is nerdish http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?bo...=51208&f_id=959 |
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09-07-2004, 01:23 PM
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Here's one:
Bill Gates and the president of General Motors have met for lunch, and Bill is going on and on about computer technology. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour," says Gates. "Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50. Why haven't you guys kept up?" The president of GM smiles and says, "Because the federal government won't let us build cars that crash four times a day." |
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09-07-2004, 01:44 PM
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29-08-2004, 06:29 PM
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wtf is wrong with this topic no one posted a joke for nearly two months now...
Looks like I have to kick in: Mujo, how do you think those terrorists abduct planes, if they are so big and heavy??? Haso, you moron, they dont abduct them while they are on the grond, they abduct them when they are in the air, all tiny and small... How do police men open a can of tuna fish? -- OPEN UP IT'S THE POLICE!!! Ninđža  
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29-08-2004, 07:41 PM
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I've noticed that we don't have any French forum members so I can post this :twisted: :
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Frenchman are walking through the desert when they find a Genie's lamp, they rub the lamp and the Genie pops out and says, "Well, usually I give three wish to whoever finds me but there are three of you so you can have one wish each.". The Irishman is first, "I wish that all the pubs in Ireland gave out beer for free and that I was there in Dublin, drinking with all my friends right now." so he goes back to Ireland for a life of happness with all of his friends. The Frenchman is next, "I wish for a twenty kilometre high wall to be built around the borders of France that absolutely nothing can get in or out of, then I wish that all non-French people be removed from France and for all Frenchmen to be teleported into France immediatly." so he goes off for a happy life with all of his fellow countrymen. Last is the Englishman, "So this wall, it goes all the way around France?" "Yes" says the Genie. "And all absolutely nothing can get in or out of this wall?" "Yes" "And every single French person in the world is inside this wall?" "Yes" "Fill it up with water." |
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30-08-2004, 06:57 AM
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01-09-2004, 05:18 PM
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'I think, therefore I am!' - says the Bosnian and dissapears
What's the Montenegro national record on the 100m sprint??? --60m! Good morning too all you hard working Montenegrians( :blink: ), this is your early morning radio host and its exactly 12 PM!!! (no offense B) )
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01-09-2004, 10:18 PM
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This one is similar to R Havell's one...
A bear is hunting a bunny: he's on the way to catch him and eat him, when suddenly a fairy appears. The two animals stiop running, and look at her astonished. "I will grant to each of you two wishes", she says. "Well", says the bear " I want to be the most charming among bears, so that all females will like me". "Your wish is granted", says the fairy. "I", says the bunny, "want a fast motorbike, with plenty of petrol and ready to run." "So be as you wish", replies the fairy. "My last wish", says the bear, "is to be the only male among bears, so that I won't have any opponent when I want to seduce a female." "So be it", says the fairy. "What's your second wish, bunny?" "I want this bear to be homosexual" says the bunny, then jumps on the motorbike and shoots off with a squeal of tyres.  |
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