01-09-2006, 08:30 AM | #1 | ||
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We had a sword fight duel before, lets do it again!
This time we will go wwith a original way. Here's how it goes. The person will post an insult and you will have to answer it and post another insult. Insults go like this: Guybrush: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? Pirate: Why? Did you wanted to borrow one? NOTE: You cant use insults from Monkey Island 1 or 3. Now lets begin: "I have the biggest pimple i've ever seen!" |
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01-09-2006, 09:01 AM | #2 | ||
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Err... I don't think you're supposed to insult yourself
But, if you meant 'You have the biggest pimple I've ever seen!' I'd reply with, 'You obviously haven't looked in any mirrors lately then' Otherwise I'd just say: "That's true, pimple-boy :P" tjing-tjing Edit: And, my new insult: "You fight like a schoolgirl on ritalin..." |
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01-09-2006, 11:44 AM | #3 | ||
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"well, you fight like a granny on valium"
... "your breath smells like you got the licking habits of a dog"
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02-09-2006, 01:26 AM | #4 | ||
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I'm allergic to toothpaste. What's your excuse?
You're about as funny as a blonde telling a brunette joke |
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04-09-2006, 06:48 AM | #5 | ||
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"At least I have hair, baldie!"
"If I die, im taking you with me!!" |
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05-09-2006, 02:15 PM | #6 | ||
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"A guide? How nice. I bet you're an expert on losing."
"I usually don't duel with lost cases"
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07-09-2006, 12:45 AM | #7 | ||
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You lose things? like this fight?
OMG - you're hand are made out of pixels or something?
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07-09-2006, 02:01 AM | #8 | ||
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Well, at least I've got hands... not a sleazy tentacles
You can't even hold your own short-sword... |
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07-09-2006, 05:16 AM | #9 | ||
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Right, but you dont even have a sword!
You fight too slow! |
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07-09-2006, 07:00 AM | #10 | ||
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Which is perfectly okay since I'm good at it.
You couldn't hit hell with a heat-seeking missile if your life depended on it. |
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