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[drumminfreek]

LOL

heres one

Q- How do u get a one-armed kid out of a tree?

A- Wave!

[troop18546]

Originally posted by drumminfreek@May 1 2005, 07:38 PM
LOL

heres one

Q- How do u get a one-armed kid out of a tree?

A- Wave!

Pure genius!!!!! LOL :roflol: :[img]http://www.abandonia.com/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> :roflol: :[img]http://www.abandonia.com/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by R Havell@Apr 28 2005, 10:32 PM
Binary:

1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, etc

10 is binary for 2.

This depends of how you write binary. I will agree with Beef that 10000000000 is equal to 1.

01 is 2. Why? Because in number 01, 0 stands for 2 with exponent 0, and 1 stands for 2 with exponent 1, etc.

[drumminfreek]

:blink: i used to know binary...Unkown Hero confused me though... :blink:

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Unknown Hero+May 1 2005, 09:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Unknown Hero @ May 1 2005, 09:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-R Havell@Apr 28 2005, 10:32 PM
Binary:

1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, etc

10 is binary for 2.

This depends of how you write binary. I will agree with Beef that 10000000000 is equal to 1.

01 is 2. Why? Because in number 01, 0 stands for 2 with exponent 0, and 1 stands for 2 with exponent 1, etc. [/b][/quote]
Sorry, but that's just wrong!

What you think is something completely different

[a1s]

Originally posted by Unknown Hero+May 1 2005, 07:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Unknown Hero @ May 1 2005, 07:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-R Havell@Apr 28 2005, 10:32 PM
Binary:

1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, etc

10 is binary for 2.

This depends of how you write binary. I will agree with Beef that 10000000000 is equal to 1.

01 is 2. Why? Because in number 01, 0 stands for 2 with exponent 0, and 1 stands for 2 with exponent 1, etc. [/b][/quote]
yes but the most of us usualy right numbers left to right from bigest to smallest, if some of us did it one way and the others did it another way it would result in chaos!

EDIT: seb, what does 8 have to do with it? :blink:

[Sebatianos]

EDIT: 8? Well I think people are confising the binary system with the exponents. Because in binary code you only have two symbols (0, 1) everything that is translated into binary has to be 2 to the power of something (in this case 2*2*2 = 8). I'm basically guessing that Hero confused the two...
NOW BACK TO JOKES!!!

Lee and Isac were sitting next to each other on the subway and Isac starts speaking.
Isac: "I really hate you Chinesee for attacking Pear Harbor and involving the US in WW2."
Lee: "Those were the Japanesee!!! Get your facts strait..."
Isac: "Whatever... Japanesee, Chinesee, Korean... You're all the same to me..."
Lee is furious.
Lee: "And I hate Jews for sinking the Titanic!"
Isac: "Are you crazy? That was an iceberg!"
Lee: "Iceberg, Spielberg, Goldberg,... that's all the same to me!"

[Kon-Tiki]

Another joke...
Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

[Sharp]

Binary is easy, lets start of nice n easy, most binary for people who dont understand it will be in bytes. A byte has 8 bits, a bit is short for binary digit.

0000 0001 would be 1.
0000 0010 would be 2.

In binary it goes like this *crosses finger for the diagram to work*

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1 - These are the numbers each number 1 represents on where it is located.

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-0-0

That is equivalent to 0.

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-0-1

Is 1.

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-1-0

Is 2.

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--1---0---0- 0-0--0-0-0

Is 128

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--1-1-0

Is 6

128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--1---1---1- 1-1--1-1-1

Is 255

Seeing a pattern yet?


Now onto the jokes.

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What do you call a smart blonde?

A labrador.

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A blonde in an office messes up her computer and calls the IT dude over, the IT dude presses a few buttons and says the computers fixed.

The blonde asks what the error was,

The IT dude says it was an 'ID ten T' error

The blonde doesnt know what that means, the dude tells her to write it down.

ID10T

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking on an Irish Coast when a Leprechaun appears.

"If you tell me one true thing then I will grant you a wish, if you lie I will make you dissapear forever." Says the leprechaun.

The Redhead goes, "I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world" - POOF

The Brunnete goes, "I think I am the most sexy woman in the world" - POOF

The Blonde goes, "I think - POOF

[troop18546]

You really have time to spare, don't you? :eeeeeh: