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Old 01-02-2005, 07:13 AM   #541
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Ok, my turn now! Not very good at telling jokes, and this is only one i can remember of right now:

Q:What did Bill Gates' wife said to him after their first wedding night?
A: Now I realize why is your company called MicroSoft!
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Old 01-02-2005, 08:24 AM   #542
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I'd be more worried about him being on speed. The only people who carry pacifiers are ravers.
Or toddlers...
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Old 10-02-2005, 12:58 PM   #543
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"One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back, they faced each other
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!"

Taken from Island of Dr. Brain
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Old 14-02-2005, 06:18 PM   #544
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What means hate?

Hippie Angry Teletubbie Encryptor

What means muck?

Super Hyper Idiot Teletubbie

What means Linux?

Loosing Idiots Negative Underware Xylofone
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Old 25-02-2005, 07:53 PM   #545
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I dare you to push that inviting big red button... :twisted:

Disclaimer: I'm not taking responsabilities if you lose any information playing this joke on yourself. :whistle:
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Old 25-02-2005, 07:59 PM   #546
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Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Feb 25 2005, 09:53 PM
I dare you to push that inviting big red button... :twisted:

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I dared.
A pity it didnt work... LOL
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Old 26-02-2005, 06:10 AM   #547
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Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Feb 25 2005, 10:53 PM
I dare you to push that inviting big red button... :twisted:

Disclaimer: I'm not taking responsabilities if you lose any information playing this joke on yourself. :whistle:
You utterly vile and feindish monster you... You just made me disconet my only link to the civilization. Now I'll be stranded here on this island full of gorgeous virgins aged between 16 and 26 forever, with no contact to the rest of the world.

Whatever shall I do?
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Old 26-02-2005, 03:09 PM   #548
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When i push that red button, i heard a explosion some miles away.
(And by brother falls from the stairs)

EDIT: i have pushed more then 20 times on that button!!!!
(lets check out the news!)
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Old 26-02-2005, 03:18 PM   #549
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it didnt work :not_ok:
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Old 26-02-2005, 03:22 PM   #550
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see how long it takes to piss HIM off
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