12-05-2007, 09:03 AM
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At a boring trial, when almost everybody fell asleep, a drunken yells at the attorney:
-Kiss my behind! -Outside! -NO! HERE, so everybody can see! |
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12-05-2007, 11:14 AM
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Nice to see you're reviving a good thread, but that is too lame :P
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12-05-2007, 11:46 AM
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from my own multi-langual experience, i bet the joke sounds million times better in romanian
just english isnt language suitied for those kind of jokes=)
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12-05-2007, 11:52 AM
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...exactly LOL
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16-05-2007, 03:24 AM
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My cousin told me a true and funny story while she was in the mall yesterday. It's considered a joke for me.
When she bought a thong and is about to pay for it, an old lady, looking like she's in her 60s, got the thong from her, raised it and said delightfully: "OOOH, thong! Saan mo nakuha ito?" Translating to: "OOOH, thong! Where did you get this?" It's funny for me. LMAO :bleh:
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16-05-2007, 04:57 PM
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could we see the thong on your cousin? pretty pls
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17-05-2007, 03:39 AM
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Sorry, but no. I don't think she's wearing it! Plus she's just 14. Probably there's an age ban.
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17-05-2007, 07:05 PM
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According to TV, this "joke" would have a German audience rolling in the aisles.
"There are two cows standing in a field. Suddenly a rabbit hops out of a bush and runs off. One of the cows stops, looks around a bit, and then eats some grass!" Har Har.
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17-05-2007, 09:03 PM
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I assume there would be three sexual innuendoes for every two German words there?
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19-05-2007, 05:01 PM
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This is horrible, but maybe you'll laugh:
Do you know what is little, yellow and very dangerous??A canary with a shotgun :blink:
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