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[Sebatianos]

Granted, but it's a secret wish so you can't corrupt it.

I wish I knew what Himmler's wish was.

[Lulu_Jane]

Now you do, and you immediately wish you didn't

I wish for corn-free ice-cream...

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, you will instead get corn chewing gum, corn candybars, corn beer, corn coffee and corn flavoured cigarettes

I wish the Sex Pistols would finally realize they should stay in their graves

[Icewolf]

OK, they get amplifiers and instruments to play in their crypt and the speakers are above the ground. Simoultanously the playing is recorded and shipped!


I wish for a world with no need for money.

[Lulu_Jane]

Ok, but then the world descends into a post-apocalyptic nightmare where only the strongest can get what they need, and everyone else starves.

I wish for a sunny day

[Sebatianos]

You're moved to the middle of Sahara with no water on you and ove hundrets of kilometers away from any signs of life.

I wish I had a wish fulfilling genie.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, unfortunately, it's heavy on the bottle

I wish for a bright future for one and all

[Icewolf]

Granted, the sun will bloat and transform into a red giant, that'll truely be bright.


I wish for uncomplicated software, easy to use.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, all the software you need to get the job done has now turned into "Hello World"s

I wish I knew how to write computer programs

[Sebatianos]

Granted, you can now write the names of all computer programes ever made, but still can't programe yourself.

I wish I had better money collecting skills.