10-05-2005, 06:00 PM
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There's a jokes topic here, but I've got a challenge for Y'all: who can tell the worst joke ever.
Here's mine, it is outrageously pathetic: Weenienose A guy with a weenie in his nose enters a doctor. Doc: What has happened? Guy: Weenienose. End. (in case somebody didn't notice) Anything more pathetic?  Regards. |
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10-05-2005, 06:26 PM
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A man was walking down the street and the piano fell on him...
Why? Because he had a pencil in his pocket... :blink:
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[14-12, 16:08] TotalAnarchy: but the greatest crime porn has done is the fact that it's all fake and emotionless, that's why I prefer anime hentai frankly |
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10-05-2005, 06:38 PM
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A man opens the elevator doors and what he sees ?? STAIRS!!
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 War... War never changes... God, protect me from my friends. I'll get through with my enemies by myself. |
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10-05-2005, 06:40 PM
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A man walks into a café
ploup
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10-05-2005, 07:53 PM
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A guy is in the swimming pool while it starts raining. "Thank god I'm in the pool - I'd be soaking wet outside."
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10-05-2005, 07:55 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? How did you guess? *sigh* |
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10-05-2005, 08:50 PM
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There is a daddy camel and a little boy camel. One day, the little boy turns and asks his daddy, "Daddy, why do we have such long eyelashes?"
The dad replies, "Well son, its to keep out the sand from our eyes when there is a sandstorm." The little camel thinks about it and then says, "Daddy, why do we have such big feet?" The dad replies "Well son, its to stop us from sinking into the sand." The little camel thinks about this, and then says "Daddy, why do we have humps?" The dad replies "Well son, its because we can go for miles without finding any water so we keep a store in our humps." The little camel thinks about this, then eventually says, "But dad, we are in Edinburgh Zoo!" |
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10-05-2005, 09:54 PM
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Location: Shella, Kenya
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
-Are you my mommy? |
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10-05-2005, 10:00 PM
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Wow Puffin... Your sig is really... err... Dutch
 It's probably Kon-Tiki teaching everyone naughty talk :P |
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10-05-2005, 10:54 PM
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Location: Shella, Kenya
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But i guess it's off topic  Unless you meant that my sig was a bad joke? :blink: Then yea, it really is :blink: |
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