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Old 07-01-2006, 07:18 PM   #1181
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That's definitely a good one. LOL
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Old 11-01-2006, 09:20 AM   #1182
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Here's one I really like:
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Old 11-01-2006, 09:51 AM   #1183
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What if Bush told the truth:

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Old 08-02-2006, 07:15 PM   #1184
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An old woman asked: "What's that German's name?"
:eeeeeh: "What German?"
OW: "The one that's hiding stuff around my house."
:w00t: : "Altzheimer!"

LOL LOL
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:26 PM   #1185
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Sorry Seb, but that one is just lame. kinda funny, but lame.
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:30 PM   #1186
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I searched for tomato and there has already been a joke with a tomato in it (do I know where?), but this one is so funny you gotta hear it!

Okay?

Ready?














Here it comes!
























Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:31 PM   #1187
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Quote:
Originally posted by Master MC@Feb 8 2006, 10:30 PM
Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing!
And then you dare call my jokes lame
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:34 PM   #1188
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you're right about that. I got one of those, too:
What does the mayonaise say when you look in the fridge?
Shut the door, I'm dressing!

muahahaaaa
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:55 PM   #1189
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Two zeros are walking around and see an eight.

"Those two should get a room!"
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:05 PM   #1190
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Two guys are walking down the road.
One of them says: Hey man, let me walk in the middle.

I am the king of bad jokes.
Don't you take that away from me Seb
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