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[Tulac]

Granted. However since I can't put my finger on what you are wishing for, you get a role of toilet paper instead.

I wish for more people wearing spandex

[dosraider]

Granted, one more people is wearing it. YOU are that people.
And you look pretty ridicule too.


I wish my big fat cigar was a bigger fatter one.

[TheChosen]

Granted. Its now sooo humongous that you die after you have finished smoking it.


I wish I had a comic book right now

[chumloofah]

Granted.
You get a comic book.
It's full of adverts... particularly hypnotic adverts.
You spend all your pennies, selling off your organs to scrape in everything you can, on x-ray glasses and itching powder.
The glasses don't work and the powder gets spilled in your underwear drawer.

I wish for a pet tiger that was my bestest friend and wouldn't hurt me and would kill anybody i told it to

[dosraider]

Granted, you get your lovely pet-tiger.
He's your best friend, loves you, and you love him, he's your domestic mate.
The tiger's female and companion gets jealous and kills you.

I wish all members of Abandonia good luck and plenty happiness.

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, but then you get banned, so no luck and happiness for you

I wish for the storm that's about to hit to go elsewhere....

[dosraider]

Granted.
The storm goes elsewhere.
You also go elsewhere, the same elsewhere as the storm.
You're blown away and crush your skull onto an iglo.


I wish that the 'elsewhere' would be the north pole.

[Scatty]

Granted, you're now elsewhere.
I wish to have a brand new hell-machine of a computer

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Granted. And it was cheap, too: all it cost you was your soul.

I wish people would quit cooking bad-smelling foods in the microwave at work.

[ReamusLQ]

Granted, they now over cook broccoli and other horrible foods by more than seven hours by using the one hot-plate in the office located on your desk.

I wish I was anorexic