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[CaitSith]

> Have existential crisis about the voices in your head

"You drop to your knees, cradling your head in your hands and scream into the wind 'WHY!!!? WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!!!!!!?'
Feel better? Whiny git... and that dwarf isn't keeping too well either"

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A plastic bucket full of ¼ Abandollar coins
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch > a particularly smelly dead dwarf
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
An air of paranoia about what will be thrown at you next.

[DarthHelmet86]

"After a good cry you feel a lot better about the day you have had....your are still a pansy though."

>Look at vending machine

"The vending machine has a rope going inside of it and the words Boats For Sale plaster the front of the machine in bright colours. A coin slot is on the right side near the rope, below it are a group of buttons. Each button has a different boats name next to it, all but one have sold out beside them.

The only button left has Small Wood Boat on it and costs one full bucket of ¼ Abandollar coins...odd that."

>Insert coins into vending machine

"This is going to take awhile...Like I mean a long while...have fun with that see you when you are finished."

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch > a particularly smelly dead dwarf
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
An air of paranoia about what will be thrown at you next.

[CaitSith]

> Stop
"You decide to stop the rigorous activity of moving your arm to put coins in the machine"

> Examine dwarf
"He is quite smelly... a familiar smell."

>Eat dwarf
"I.. You.. Really? I'm.... Ok then..... You begin to eat the dwarf, surprisingly, he tastes better than the cheese, you strip him down to his bones...
How do you feel now? First you murder him then you eat the corpse, you make me sick!"

On the ground is the discarded bucket of coins, half empty

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch > a pile of dwarf bones
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds.

[B-Wolf]

>Use bones on rope
"Instead off doing things legally, you decide the best way to go is to steal the boat and save your bucket full of Abandollar coins. Sadly though, the dwarf bones are not sharp enough to cut through the rope. If only there were something sharper lying around... "

>Look at ground
"On the ground you see grass, flowers, and a legendary sword that is glowing. Oh wow... what a coincidence."

>Pick up legendary sword
"You grab the handle and with all you pathetic might, you try to lift the sword off the ground. Unfortunately, you're just too much of a wimp to lift the sword up off the ground.. much less carry it."

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch > a pile of dwarf bones
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds.

[Luchsen]

>Cut rope with sword

"Yeah, rubbing a rope on a lying sword, that looks nerdy - but it works!"

>Pull rope

"You don't know which rope you mean and just pull on one of the two. The vending machine doesn't move."

>Pull other rope

"The boat moves to the river's bank."

>Jump into the boat and don't forget the bucket

"You are in the boat, except for your right arm whose hand is holding the bucket which is standing on the bank. The current begins to move the boat."

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch > a pile of dwarf bones
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds
A plastic bucket half-full of Abandollar coins

[CaitSith]

> Relax
"You decide to lay back and take it easy, unfortunately that results in the boat going nearly vertical, better stay in the middle, tubby"

> Look around
"You are floating down a stream, to either side are fields, pebbles glint on the bed of the river"

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch > a pile of dwarf bones
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds
A plastic bucket half-full of Abandollar coins

[Luchsen]

>Whip the sword with the rope

"The rope wraps itself around the hilt of the sword, forming a beautiful sailor's knot. Never ever leave a legendary sword behind, eh?"

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch > a pile of dwarf bones
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds
A plastic bucket half-full of Abandollar coins

[B-Wolf]

>Examine legendary sword

“As you examine the sword, the sword transforms into a lighter version of itself allowing you to carry it. You stick the legendary sword in your inventory. It is still tied to the rope though.”

>Cut rope with sword

“Now that the sword is lighter, your weak muscles can now easily swing the sword. You swing the sword and in an over dramatically fashion, cut it free from the rope you used to grab it with. You then stick the sword back in your inventory.”

>Examine boat

“You look around the inside of the boat and find a stick of dynamite, an emergency tool kit, and a magazine with pictures of young women in bathing suits.”

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch > a pile of dwarf bones
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds
A plastic bucket half-full of Abandollar coins
A legendary sword > rope tied in sailor's knot around sword

[Luchsen]

>Take all

"You take the stick of dynamite, the emergency tool kit, and the magazine with pictures of young women in bathing suits."

>What do I wear?

"You are wearing: boots, thigh highs, a skirt, suspenders, a muscle shirt and a pair of glasses."

>Examine glasses

"They have lenses as thick as the bottom of a bottle."

>Use glasses and sun at dwarf bones

"The concentrated sunlight burns the bones to ashes."

>Drop ashes into water

"A burial at sea, how nice!"

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch
A collapsed crowbar
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds
A plastic bucket half-full of Abandollar coins
A legendary sword > rope tied in sailor's knot around sword
A stick of dynamite
An emergency tool kit
A magazine of young women in bathing suits

[DarthHelmet86]

>Look at magazines

"There is a time and place and well this is not either. Ahead of you the small river is turning into a raging torrent, with a sinking feeling you realise that in your attempt to get this boat you forgot to grab the paddle. Further ahead the river stops being a raging torrent...in fact it stops being. The deafing roar is coming from this point."

>Use crowbar as paddle

"I doubt you could have used the real paddle to stop yourself from going over the edge of this waterfall, but in your last few moments you splash at the water with the crowbar and then the edge is right in front of you.

In a flash you are over the edge a large drop and rough water is all that awaits before you. Closing your eyes you hope for the best, you drop the crowbar hoping it wont hit you at the bottom, the last thing you hear before blacking out is a large splash as you and the boat crash into the pool at the bottom of the waterfall."

Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds
A plastic bucket half-full of Abandollar coins
A small loop of rope
A legendary sword
A stick of dynamite
An emergency tool kit
A magazine of young women in bathing suits