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Old 20-02-2010, 09:03 AM   #41
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Day 1: Me and 101 bi-sexual female pornstars are stuck in a mall with a packet of condoms (also a Filipino dude is there)

Day 2-14: Had fun

Day 15: Ran out of condoms

Day 300: Got sued for child support

Day 310: Got DNA test

Day 317: I now have AIDS and only one child is mine (fucking Pablo!)

Day 318: Pablo the origin of the AIDS

Day 320: Kill Pablo

Day 325: Rape everything

Day 330: Get kicked out

Day 331: Hijack Thomas tank engine friend Harold and crash him into the mall

Day 332: Get chased by zombies

Day 333: Shoot myself in the head, now my pants snake hurts =(

Day 334: Get eaten

Day 2100: Zombies die of AIDS (stupid damn Pablo)
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Old 20-02-2010, 11:54 PM   #42
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I noticed Fubb died after he went into the novelity store...

Because i ran out of flavored thongs, my source of food. And then ammo. The zombies promptly ate me.
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Old 21-02-2010, 09:51 PM   #43
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I have my diary. Here it is:

Day 14: I am at the roof of some building with an old guy, this chick and a black guy. We have guns and ammo. We heard there's a helicopter making evacs at some hospital. I hate helicopters.

Day 15: We managed to walk all the way from that building. I must have killed a truckload of vampires on the way. One of those bastards puked on me, and next thing I know they were everywhere. Those other guys shot at them like crazy, without hitting me by pure chance. We are in this room over the metro station. The old guy keeps on babbling about it leading to the hospital. I hate subways.

Day 16: The metro was full of those people trying to eat us. We fought a big, bodybuilding vampire that was throwing debris at us. Then, there was this door that we opened by starting up some generators. And us killing a bunch of freaks. The black guy got beaten up pretty bad. He wouldn't shut up about the machine gun in there. That was pretty cool. Also, we found new weapons. This auto-shotgun is groovy. Now we are holed up in some pawn shop. Black guy bumped a car parked out in the streets and the alarm went off, attracting all those vamps. We almost didn't make it. I hate car alarms.

Day 17: We arrived at a loading bay. There, another of those freaking bodybuilders tried to punch us and threw pieces of pavement at us. The chick missed a shot and blew up a gas station in the end, killing it. Lucky shot. She said that she did it on purpose. Bullshit. Then, we running through a rooftop while shooting more of those bastards back into hell. Then the sewers. Down there we lost the black guy to some crying bitch down there. The smell must have got her cranky and she attacked that guy. Then she escaped running. Bitch. Ah shit, I was just starting to like that guy. Finally we reached the hospital, got inside and shut the door. I hate hospitals.

Day 18: The hospital was a battle-zone. Those monsters were everywhere, and the stench was terrible. We took an elevator to the roof. The chick told me these monsters are zombies, not vampires. Whatever. We ended up on a floor still under construction. I punched a bunch of zombies off the building; that was fun. When we reached the roof, we used a radio to call the helicopter. We had to fight a lot of those monsters while waiting for it, throwing molotovs and using the machine gun on the roof of the hospital. That black dude would have surely love this. When the chopper arrived we made a run for it, with the zombies right behind us. Some bastard pounced the girl and started to punch her. Or claw her? Not sure. The old guy killed that creep with a shot to the head. He yelled at me to drag the chick back to the helicopter while he covered our rear. I managed to drag her into the chopper. She's heavier than she looks. As I got on I saw something wrap its tongue around the old man and drag him away. Shit, I'm gonna miss the old guy. The pilot is taking us away from here. The girl's still unconscious. He says he's taking us to a refugee camp set up by the military. Great, I hate the military.
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Old 21-02-2010, 11:23 PM   #44
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Why does the black dude always die first?
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Old 21-02-2010, 11:40 PM   #45
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Why does the black dude always die first?
Because he is always rushing and he keeps separating from the group. We have to keep together, dammit!

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Old 22-02-2010, 12:18 AM   #46
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LOL Francis
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Old 22-02-2010, 12:55 AM   #47
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Old 22-02-2010, 02:18 AM   #48
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"Shit, I'm gonna miss the old guy."

Oh well. Here is my POST APOCALYPTIC ONE

Day 1 (of my life as a wasteland roamer, that is) Me and mah girl decided we'll go to the river for a swim

Day 2: Lost the girl, river apparently full of giant crabs

Day 4: Its awfully hot out here, ill just take my water bottle to the river....

Day 5: crabs took water bottle

Day 6: Crabs took house, cunningly presenting a land lease licenses. I didn't even know they knew how to talk let alone present respectable law papers. Intellectual crab monsters are hard to come by these days.

Day 7: Decided this was no longer the place for me. Drank a bunch of water from the river and set out into the wasteland. I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 8: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 9: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 10: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 11: I encountered a wastelander, how shot at me. So i killed him.

Day 13: I cam upon a small town. The walls were made of cars stacked upon one another and the town consisted of...wait, this is a junkyard.

Day 14: I found a town. It was built into the decrepit ruins of some old ci- wait, this is just a bunch of rubble.

Day 17: I found a person. He was dead. I was sad. Its lonely not talking to anyone

Day 20: I found a town! Well, a real town, with real people, and not junk yards and dead people! It consisted of 3 little huts, and some weird 1-headed brahmin farmers. They tried to tell me this is how brahmin were before the war, but im not dumb! I got directions to another town

Day 22: I have to go through mountains

Day 23: Eek, geckos and scorpians!

Day 24: And ants!

day 25: And super mutants!

Day 34: I have made it threw the mountains, however, i have exhausted my supplies.

Day 37: I managed to trade the clothes off my back with a wastelander for a gun and ammo. I then kill him for being a cheap bastard and not helping someone in need, and stole all his food and water and clothes and ammo and whats this? What the deuce is a 'methamphetamine' ?

Day 38: WHHOOOOOOOAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAN THOOOOOOSE HIPPOOOES ARE TRIIIIPY!

Day 39: That was weird.

Day 41: I came across a big down with walls of scrap metal and stuff, and went to a saloon. I got training from other wasteland explorers about how to distinguish towns from junkyards.

Day 42: I am no longer a virgin

Day 43: Before leaving some guy was like 'hey i wanna go' and he's from some town or something called 'Romania' whatever THAT means, must be canadian. Oh well. We began our journey. I decided wasteland life is hard and that i needed to find a lawyer in order to get my house back so i could settle down. Must look for a law firm

Day 45: New Reno, this place is cool, its got lot dingy slot machines. yea. Found some place called 'Cordelli brothers' or something like that. Sounds liek a law firm

Day 46: Definetly not a LAW FIRM. well, firm atleast, and i made some caps from that movie.

Day 48: I spent my caps on a cool new machine gun.

Day 50: We came across a gas station with some weird guy in robes in front of it. I hope he knows that trying to hide an airforce base behind some tree's isn't working. Oh well.

Day 51: Ah, big men in metal clanking things!

Day 204: Arrived in the capital wasteland. Found some kind of vault. Cool.

Day 205: I found a jewish guy! All my law problems are over.

Day 206: I have my law papers, my money is gone though.

Day 420: Those crabs sure were surprised. What am i supposed to do about this romanian?

Day 421: I fed him to the crabs.

Day 425: I succumbed to radiation poisoning and am dead. Drat.
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DUN duuuunnnn dudududududun SPLOOSH duuunnnnn


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Old 22-02-2010, 04:08 AM   #49
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"Shit, I'm gonna miss the old guy."

Oh well. Here is my POST APOCALYPTIC ONE

Day 1 (of my life as a wasteland roamer, that is) Me and mah girl decided we'll go to the river for a swim

Day 2: Lost the girl, river apparently full of giant crabs

Day 4: Its awfully hot out here, ill just take my water bottle to the river....

Day 5: crabs took water bottle

Day 6: Crabs took house, cunningly presenting a land lease licenses. I didn't even know they knew how to talk let alone present respectable law papers. Intellectual crab monsters are hard to come by these days.

Day 7: Decided this was no longer the place for me. Drank a bunch of water from the river and set out into the wasteland. I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 8: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 9: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 10: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 11: I encountered a wastelander, how shot at me. So i killed him.

Day 13: I cam upon a small town. The walls were made of cars stacked upon one another and the town consisted of...wait, this is a junkyard.

Day 14: I found a town. It was built into the decrepit ruins of some old ci- wait, this is just a bunch of rubble.

Day 17: I found a person. He was dead. I was sad. Its lonely not talking to anyone

Day 20: I found a town! Well, a real town, with real people, and not junk yards and dead people! It consisted of 3 little huts, and some weird 1-headed brahmin farmers. They tried to tell me this is how brahmin were before the war, but im not dumb! I got directions to another town

Day 22: I have to go through mountains

Day 23: Eek, geckos and scorpians!

Day 24: And ants!

day 25: And super mutants!

Day 34: I have made it threw the mountains, however, i have exhausted my supplies.

Day 37: I managed to trade the clothes off my back with a wastelander for a gun and ammo. I then kill him for being a cheap bastard and not helping someone in need, and stole all his food and water and clothes and ammo and whats this? What the deuce is a 'methamphetamine' ?

Day 38: WHHOOOOOOOAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAN THOOOOOOSE HIPPOOOES ARE TRIIIIPY!

Day 39: That was weird.

Day 41: I came across a big down with walls of scrap metal and stuff, and went to a saloon. I got training from other wasteland explorers about how to distinguish towns from junkyards.

Day 42: I am no longer a virgin

Day 43: Before leaving some guy was like 'hey i wanna go' and he's from some town or something called 'Romania' whatever THAT means, must be canadian. Oh well. We began our journey. I decided wasteland life is hard and that i needed to find a lawyer in order to get my house back so i could settle down. Must look for a law firm

Day 45: New Reno, this place is cool, its got lot dingy slot machines. yea. Found some place called 'Cordelli brothers' or something like that. Sounds liek a law firm

Day 46: Definetly not a LAW FIRM. well, firm atleast, and i made some caps from that movie.

Day 48: I spent my caps on a cool new machine gun.

Day 50: We came across a gas station with some weird guy in robes in front of it. I hope he knows that trying to hide an airforce base behind some tree's isn't working. Oh well.

Day 51: Ah, big men in metal clanking things!

Day 204: Arrived in the capital wasteland. Found some kind of vault. Cool.

Day 205: I found a jewish guy! All my law problems are over.

Day 206: I have my law papers, my money is gone though.

Day 420: Those crabs sure were surprised. What am i supposed to do about this romanian?

Day 421: I fed him to the crabs.

Day 425: I succumbed to radiation poisoning and am dead. Drat.
Damn, crabs are itchy enough without being giant
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Old 22-02-2010, 07:23 PM   #50
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Damn, crabs are itchy enough without being giant
ROTFLMAO

spot on.
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