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[esgmaster]

Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:

City:
Aarne:This is <censored>!
Fifth:Summoning bike.
Fifth's bike appears and transforms into his armored form.
The Assassin:No matter, what you get, you are doomed!
The Assassin slices Fifth, nearly missing him.
Both teams hide.
????:This is <censored>.
Saccade:We better think of a plan or both of our teams are in trouble.
????:You are correct, what do you suggest?
Saccade:We'll hit him with my flare gun.
????:That's no good, what's the point of throwing it at him?
Saccade:Shoot him with it.
The Assassin:Come out, come out where ever you are!
Angry Axe:We're gonna be slightly shaved if we don't go out there without a plan.
GTX:The butler will give us a chop.
????:...What?
TotalAnarchy:He means we're gonna have our heads decapped.
El Quia:Hope you guys have your wills writen out.
The Assassin:There you are!
The Assassin slices the top of the building there were hiding in.
????:RUN!
Both teams begin dodging.
Saccade:Eat this you worthless piece of <censored>!
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *KA-CHING*
The Assassin:Let that cash register ring!
*SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO*
The Assassin misses Saccade.
Saccade continues dodging and reloads.
GTX:Ultiros, my ship is ready?
TK:No, it's 14% done.
GTX:<censored>, can you hurry it up?
TK:You still won't get it today.
<gunshots>
Police:This is the police! Give your self up or prepare to be taken in by force!
The Assassin:I'm bigger than all of you combined. This is wishful thinking. Prepare to die!
Police:FIRE!
<sound of gunshots bouncing off a gundam with ancient steel armor>
Police:<censored>! Get me the army or something!
Police:Sorry sir, they won't get here for a hour.
The Assassin:In the mean time, time to get squishy!
The Assassin beings attempting to step on the police.
????:Reinforcements have arrived.
A Protoss Carrier appears in the sky.
The Assassin:It's time to take a commercial break.
The Assassin's Gundam disappears.
The Protoss Carrier disappears.
Aarne:I thought we were dead.
The Assassin appears in the alley before them.
The Assassin:With the force heading here, you ARE dead.
The Assassin walks into the alley he appeared in.
GTX fires his laser at him.
GTX:Nothing?
Both teams walk into the alley.
????:He just disappeared?
????:This could prove to be quite troublesome.
TK:Both teams please stands still, teleporting in, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Briefing Room:
TK:Okay, now I presume you want to know who these people are correct?
GTX:Yes, there is a need to know who set me on fire.
????:Sorry about that, I'm Junpei.
El Quia:Who shocked me?
????:I'm Akihiko.
El Quia:Aki what now?
Akihiko:...
After the rest of the introductions.
TK:There's no reason for why he would go out of his way to tell you that.
TK:I've scanned the system and nothing.
Saccade performs a Gobliins like scream.
Ultiros looks towards the screen.
TK:<censored>! This is a nightmare.
On the viewing screen is a ship above the Saturn of the dimension of x20 the size of Saturn.
Fifth:That's the Microship!
Junpei:Microship? That thing's HUGE!
Aarne:Now why the <censored> would Bill Gates head to this planet?
Angry Axe:That's the name Bill Gates gave his mobile HQ.
Junpei:Mobile? That thing's larger than a planet!
TotalAnarchy:It can move, things like that aren't built overnight.
TK:I think it was.
GTX:Okay, finished overnight.
TK:Okay, they have three classes of soldiers.
TK:Microbots, which are disposeable robots.
TK:Microterrorists, which are maniac killers.
TK:And Microsoldiers, which are hardened killers.
TK:Obviously, watch out for Bill Gates.
Saccade:Why?
TK:His ego alone will kill you.
Fifth:I don't want to know.
TK:Alright, briefing over.
TK:You can just go back to your planet.
TK:Our team will be training till they can punch Bill Gates in the face and get away with it.
TK:Strangely, The Assassin was nearly twice the skill level than the previous encounter.
Fifth:What?! That was only 12 hours.
TK:I don't know, he's out for our blood, he's not going to rest until he has it.
????:NOW GET TO WORK <censored>!
El Quia:Please don't tell me you hired a drill sgt?
TK:He's Eric Myers, the Quantum Ranger.
TK:He will be training you all for a time.
TK:He provides a x4 to Time Magic training, a x2 to all others, and a x4 to attributes.
TK:There will be no learning of magics this week.
TK:We got some new arms in by the way.
TK:I got rid of some obsolete arms by the way.
TK:We won't be gettin new arms for a while.
TK:X-COM Intergalatic Arms co.'s site is currently offline, we will however get ammo from Marsec.
TK:All training this week will get a x2 bonus because of double training.
Eric:NOW GET TO WORK <censored>! NO SLACKING OFF!
Fifth:I sense this will not be a easy week.
EricO YOU WANT THE ASSASSIN TO TURN YOU INTO A BUNCH OF TILES!? GET TO WORK <censored>!

No side.
Next time on Abandoned Rangers, The Assassin Versus 12 Rangers!

TK:The Special Ammo is:
Riot Ammo:Bounces for less damage.
TK:C=Caliber, W=Weight DAM=Damage RAN=Range ACC=Accuracy SPEED=Firing Speed/Special modes CLIP=Ammo in gun Reload=how much time it takes to reload (10=1 second) Type=Type of gun.
TK:The current armory is:
38 Automaticx50
C:38 W:0.85kg DAM:12 RAN:30 ACC:30 SPEED:7/1 Auto CLIP:50 Reload:5 Type:Auto Pistol
Examination:
A basic automatic handgun that uses 38 ammo.
Mister Gatling's Auto Gunx4
C:9mm W:8.23kg DAM:6 RAN:100 ACC:5 SPEED:5/0.1 Auto CLIP:5000 Reload:30 Type:Heavy Machine Gun
Examination:
An over-sized 9mm HMG, that's a bland rip off of a Mini-Gun.
44 Magnumx2
C:44 W:1.05kg DAM:88 RAN:44 ACC:40 SPEED:12 CLIP:6 Reload:5 Type:Revolver Pistol
Examination:
An over-sized, over-powered, heavy handgun.
22ll Plasma Pistolx1 NO AMMO
C:22ll W:1.15kg DAM:50 RAN:80 ACC:50 SPEED:10 CLIP:50/100/500 Reload:5 Type:Plasma Pistol
Examination:
Exterminating time.
C7x16
C:5.56mm W:3.3kg DAM:30 RAN:30 ACC:30 SPEED:7/1 auto CLIP:30 Reload:5 Type:Assault Rifle
Examination:
An uneffective assault rifle.
440 Revolverx9
C:440 W:1.85kg DAM:208 RAN:22 ACC:8 SPEED:12 CLIP:1 Reload:5 Type:Revolver Pistol
Examination:
Somebody took a 44, enlarged the barrel and a chamber, made an over-sized bullet, and made this thing. Be careful, the cases can hurt your foot badly...
Uzix0
C:9mm W:3.5kg DAM:25 RAN:44 ACC:45 SPEED:7/0.5 auto CLIP:20/25/40 Reload:5 Type:SMG
Examination:
Exterminating time.
Remington 40XB BR Riflex4
C:222 W:4.8kg DAM:68 RAN:200 ACC:70 SPEED:11 CLIP:1 Reload:5 Type:Rifle
Examination:
A extra 2 makes all the difference with this gun.
Time Knight Flare Gunx1
C:48 Flare W:0.75kg DAM:122, 5x5 RAN:200 ACC:-15 SPEED:10 CLIP:6 Reload:5 Type:Flare Gun
Examination:
Still Better than a 38 Automatic.
Colt M1911 AIx12
C:45 W:1.1kg DAM:40 RAN:25 ACC:30 SPEED:7 CLIP:7 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Now we're talkin'! It's killing time!
MAC-10x8
C:45 W:2.5kg DAM:42 RAN:36 ACC:40 SPEED:5/0.33 Auto CLIP:20/30 Type:SMG
Examination:
Atleast you can hit them now.
Favored Marksman Riflex2
C:7.62mm W:2.6kg DAM:76 RAN:182 ACC:71 SPEED:10 CLIP:1 Reload:5 Type:Sniper Rifle
Examination:
A pure bred sniper rifle.
Browning GP35 1942x18
C:9mm W:1.0kg DAM:11 RAN:18 ACC:40 SPEED:7 CLIP:13 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Inferior copy of a good gun.
Starfirex4
C:9mm W:0.4kg DAM:18 RAN:18 ACC:35 SPEED:8 CLIP:7 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Good for giving "special gifts".
Berretta 93Rx2
C:9mm W:1.1kg DAM:20 RAN:25 ACC:28 SPEED:5/1 Auto CLIP:20/30 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Anybody for a few shots?
VP-70x2
C:9mm W:1.8kg DAM:11 RAN:22 ACC:50 SPEED:6/6 for 3 burst CLIP:18 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Stocked Pistol
Examination:
Not an auto gun, but lead will still fly.
Shock Riflex2
Gun:
C:9mm W:5.5kg DAM:25 RAN:50 ACC:90 SPEED:7 CLIP:50 Reload:5 Type:Unique Rifle
Shock:
C:ELE DAM:2 4STUN SPEED:10 for 20 CLIP:1000
Examination:
This oversized weapon doubles as a crowd control gun.
Desert Eagle (357)x2
C:357 W:1.9kg DAM:45 RAN:25 ACC:45 SPEED:9 CLIP:9 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Oversized and overpowered, not to mention faster and a larger clip than a 44 revolver.
Ithaca 37x3
C:12 G W:3.1kg DAM:182 RAN:22 ACC:70 SPEED:12 CLIP:8 Reload:2 per 1 shell Type:Pump Shotgun
Examination:
Short range, and high damage. Anybody think they'll be heading for the high ground?
SKSx2
C:7.62mm W:3.9kg DAM:31 RAN:35 ACC:38 SPEED:7 CLIP:10 Reload:5 Type:Rifle
Examination:
Just an ordinary rifle.
AK-47x1
C:7.62mm W:4.3kg DAM:38 RAN:44 ACC:55 SPEED:6/1 Auto CLIP:30 Reload:5 Type:Assault Rifle
Examination:
Just an assault rifle that will break down after 1000 years of use.
Type-56x4
C:7.62mm W:4.3kg DAM:31 RAN:33 ACC:38 SPEED:9/3 Auto CLIP:30 Reload:5 Type:Assault Rifle
Examination:
Just an assault rifle that will break down after 5 minutes.
Mister Gatling's Overkill Shotgunx2
C:-80 G W:8.6kg DAM:1082 RAN:20 ACC:4 SPEED:10 CLIP:1 Reload:10 Type:Single Barrel Shotgun
Examination:
Overkill whom? The kickback is murder, the shell is murder, and the reloading is murder.
Mister Gatling's Lightspeed Shootoutx1
C:7mm W:5.5kg DAM:4 RAN:50 ACC:0 SPEED:3/0.01 Auto CLIP:1000 Reload:30 Typenot so)Light Machine Gun
Examination:
1000 bullets in 10 seconds, expect a killer of a kickback.
MIB Standard Issue Sidearmx20
C:5ll W:0.45kg DAM:44 RAN:62 ACC:52 SPEED:8/2 Auto CLIP:50 Reload:5 Type:Laser Pistol
Examination:
See what this did to an armored alien? Wait, that was the Special Issue Sidearm.
MIB Noisy Cricketx2
C:14ll W:0.12kg DAM:102 3x3 RAN:85 ACC:50 SPEED:7 CLIP:10 Reload:5 Type:Laser Pistol
Examination:
Overpowered, undersized, and over kickbacked is this weapon of the Men in Black.
Magitech 9.1mm Rune Pistolx1
C:9.1mm W:0.77kg DAM:20 RAN:44 ACC:40 SPEED:7 CLIP:15 Reload:5 Type:Magic Tech Rune Pistol
Examination:
Basic Magic pistol.
Time Force Handgunx18
C:9ll W:0.4 DAM:50 RAN:200 ACC:65 SPEED:9 CLIP:100/500/1000 Reload:5 Type:Laser Pistol.
Examination:
Trading quantity in for quality. There's a reason this gun was made in the future.
Colt Commandox4
C:5.56 W:3.2kg DAM:30 RAN:35 ACC:55 SPEED:6/1 Auto CLIP:20/30 Reload:5 Type:SMG
Examination:
Smaller version of the M-16.
M1Bx2
C:7.62 W:5.8 DAM:50 RAN:68 ACC:60 SPEED:9 CLIP:8/20 Reload:5 Type:Sniper Rifle
Examination:
Somebody to an axe to a M1A modded it like <censored>, put a weight in it, and made this. The designer says that you can't load a regular M1A clip into it, but you can.

[Fubb]

Sorry to barge in here, but im never on when ian is anymore..

@Ian. I love you forver, because of your little MS Sam thing

[angry axe]

finally we get the ammo , ill take some for the duel 44 magnums i have. I also want to train more!!!!

[Tomekk]

What's the point of having such statistics when it's just a forum role-playing game....??? :weird:

[The Fifth Horseman]

Copy-pasted from another source?

[Tomekk]

Originally Posted by The Fifth Horseman

Copy-pasted from another source?

It's very similar to Jagged Alliance

[The Fifth Horseman]

Or perhaps ESG is just making up rules as he goes.

[esgmaster]

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:

Briefing room:
TK:The Abanzords are finished.
Fifth:That's great news.
Saccade:We would of had our butt kicked if it weren't for the carrier.
TK:The bad news is, I don't know if they can handle The Assassin's gundam.
Angry Axe:Well, don't we have more power than a carrier?
TK:Yes we do.
TK:But The Assassin has at least 20 times the power of a carrier.
El Quia:Then why did he retreat?
TK:Uh, I don't know.
TK:In anycase, we've been training for a week and a half. No sign of movement on Microsoft's part.
Siren:Alert, all teams report to the briefing room.
GTX:We're already here.
Siren:Alert, all teams report to the briefing room.
Ultiros deactivates the siren.
TK:They've attacked.
TK:Go Abandoned Rangers!

Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:
City:
Dungeon Master:Let's kill somebody.
The Assassin:Sigh, do you want an army to come here?
Dungeon Master:I want to kill somebody.
The Assassin:Won't help you kill the Abandoned Rangers if you have 300 police breathing down your neck.
Both teams appear before them.
Fifth:Prepare to die Dungeon Master and The Assassin.
The Dungeon Master charges Fifth, and Fifth dodges, knocking The Dungeon Master to the ground.
The Assassin:Hey, Dungeon Master, remember that last drink you had? That was filled with an explosive liquid. Sayonara DM.
Dungeon Master:YOU CAN'T DO THIS! THIS IS AGAINST THE CONTRACT!
The Assassin:It only stated I have to kill the Abandoned Rangers.
*LOUD EXPLOSION*
Both teams had enough warning to defend themselves from it.
TotalAnarchy:He killed his own teammate to kill us...
The Assassin:PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELVES! SZYAU SY REAW TUA!
An electric fence appears trapping both teams with The Assassin.
TK:Translated it means either "Shadow will take you", or "Have some cheese pal".
El Quia:Yes we will have some cheese.
*BANG*
EQ is shot directly in the head, said shot bounces right off.
TK:...
The Assassin:...
El Quia:Huh, I expected my head to explode...
The Assassin:So much for the 357.
The Assassin pulls out a 44.
*BANG*
Fifth is shot the same as EQ.
TK:I guess he had a 10000 ap ammo clip.
Fifth:You will be defeated!
TK:HOLY <censored>!
Saccade:What is it?
TK:He's doubled his strength since the last encounter...
Angry Axe:What? That can't be...
The Assassin:EAT THIS!
The Assassin pulls out a MIB Series 4 De-Atomizer.
GTX:RUN!
TotalAnarchy:Run where? We're trapped.
GTX:CHARGE!
Both teams rush him.
A dust cloud forms over where the teams are beating up The Assassin.
The Assassin walks out of the dust cloud without his cloak.
Saccade:I've got you now!
The dust cloud settles Saccade is holding El Quia in The Assassin's cloak.
The Assassin:Looking for me?
Saccade:...
Both teams rush him again.
A dust cloud forms over where the teams are beating up The Assassin.
GTX:Ha ha!
GTX beats up The Assassin.
The Assassin:Looking for me?
The Assassin appears outside the dust cloud.
GTX:Who did I just beat up?
Fifth:Get this cloak off of me!
TotalAnarchy:This won't be good if we beat each other up.
Junpei:Yeah, no point breaking both our ribs.
The Assassin puts away his gun, and pulls out a sword.
Aarne:This won't end well.
The Assassin:PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR OBLIVION!
*WHIF*
The Assassin is behind the teams.
Saccade:Anybody dead?
Angry Axe hits The Assassin in the head with his flamberge.
Both teams rush The Assassin.
The Assassin dodges most blows and hits the team a lot.
After a couple of minutes.
Angry Axe:Anybody else notice this seems a little one sided?
El Quia's swords break at the hilt.
El Quia:Eek.
The Assassino you know what today is?
TotalAnarchy:nothing out of the usual. Why?
The Assassin:Look up.
The team looks up and notices a full moon.
Fifth:A full moon...
The Assassin:<begins howling>
TotalAnarchy:What do you want on your tombstone?
Aarne:Ah <censored> no.
Fifth:I think that can be aranged.
The Assassin finishs turning into a werewolf.
The Assassin:SHADOW ARMOR!
TK:<censored>.
Fifth:What's going to happen?
TK:A were form gives a x2 multiplier. Shadow Armor gives a x4 multiplier. HE HAS A x8 MULTIPLIER!
TotalAnarchy:He must be have gone to the same ninja school as ESGmaster.
TK:If there was any doubt before, you are dead.
The Assassin:PREPARE TO DIE!
????:Your job is finished for now Assassin.
The team looks to their right and sees Bill Gates.
Bill Gates:We're summoning a giant monster to destroy everything.
The Assassin, the fence and Bill Gates disappears.
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*
A giant Earth Gunmaster appears.
TK:Light Abanzords are summoned.
Aarne:Light? We'll need a heavy one for this guy.
The Abandoned Rangers enter the Abanzords.
The team enables Abanzord mode.
EGM:Oh goody, target practice!
The Earth Gunmaster explodes.
TK:Uh oh, it's the Shadow Assassin Gundam.
The Assassin:Time to die.
*SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO*
Fifth:Uh, that's not good.
TK:Light Abanzord Super mode!
The Light Abanzords begin transforming into one giant Abanzord.
GTX:All right!
The Assassin:Eh? Uh, oh...
The Assassin:LIGHTING SHARD!
*BOOM* *BOOM*
Both the Abanzord and Shadow Assassin Gundam are blasted, knocking their pilots out.
Both then disappear.
????:1, 2, Freddy coming for you.
The Assassin:What is this?
Freddy:They call me Freddy Kruger, want to die?
The Assassin:We'll see.
*SLASH* *SLASH*
Both start fighting each other.
GTX:I never thought my life would depend on Freddy Kruger.
TotalAnarchy:Yeah, this stinks.
*HACK*
Freddy:Uh, that wasn't supposed to happen...
Freddy Kruger falls to the ground.
El Quia:Eek.
TK:Uh, this could be bad...
????:Let's hug!
Barney crushs Aarne.
Angry Axe:THAT'S IT!
Angry Axe is suddenly more armored.
*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
Barney then flys several yards.
Barney:<censored>. Oh <censored>. Why couldn't I stick to killing people?
GTX:Let's kill them!
Saccade:Where's The Assassin?
Barney:Aw <censored> no.
Angry Axe shoots Barney with his 44s.
Barney:<censored>! WE WILL MEET AGAIN!
TK:Rangers, return to base.

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Briefing room:
TK:We barely pulled that one off.
Saccade:Uh, what would have happened if Bill Gates attacked us?
TK:I would be stamping KIA on files all afternoon.
GTX:Uh, it's no secret that the Microship can trasform into a GIANT, GIANT mecha.
TK:Yes, you're right. The process takes several days.
Fifth:Microsoft breaking down anybody's doors are not good.
TK:I've been designing a special weapon designed to destroy the Microship.
Saccade:uh, wouldn't that generate a new very hot, very brief sun?
TK:It's designed to power down the Ancient Elerium core.
El Quia:Causing it to be a dead hulk in space.
TK:Then after moving to a Evil Soldier Army base, BOOM!
Saccade:When will it be ready?
TK:2018.
GTX:Latest?
TK:Earlist.
GTX:Without my help?
TK:With your help.
????:Reporting for orders, sir!
TK:Begin working on the weapon.
????:Yes, sir!
TK:Saccade, you now will be able to transform into armored mode as well.
Freddy Kruger:El Quia, I'm going to train you.
El Quia:Uh...
Freddy:Relax, I'll only train you to use your special mode.
TK:Aarne, TotalAnarchy, and GTX, your special modes will be trained as well.
TK:You will still be trained by Eric Myers.
TK:Save for El Quia who will be training under Freddy Kruger.
TK:Briefing over.

We have come to terms.
Next time on Abandoned Rangers: Suprise Ally!

[esgmaster]

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Communications Room:
Radio:This just in, a man in a cape has been wandering around the city demanding the city surrender itself.
TK:Computer, activate alarm.
Computer:Nature of the alarm.
TK:Just call them to the briefing room.
Siren:All rangers please report to the briefing room.

Briefing Room:
TK:I suspect The Assassin is attacking.
Saccade:You mean, we're gonna go to this guy.
Saccade:Then say "Hey we're gonna fight you because we think you're The Assassin".
TK:The Assassin doesn't show up on my sensors. This guy doesn't show up on my sensors.
El Quia:You have checked the sensors lately right?
TK:They were upgraded this morning.
Fifth:Upgrade could be faulty.
TK:Upgrade has proven it is an upgrade.
Angry Axe:Maybe he's a zombie.
TK:No, I've tried that sensor.
Radio:The man we mentioned earlier has just started shooting randomly.
TK:We'll see if he's a ESA agent.

Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:
City:
The rangers arrive.
The Assassin:Good. It was taking you a while to get here.
TotalAnarchy:He was expecting us? This isn't good.
The Assassin:I CHALLAGE YOU TO A SHADOW DUEL!
TK:A shadow duel is a combat.
Saccade:We knew that.
TK:It takes place in a period where time does not exist.
TK:It causes people unaffected to turn into coffins.
TK:And most machinery doesn't work.
The Assassin:Are you going to sit there all day, or are you going to fight me?
TK:Keep in mind, you won't be able to leave unless all of one team is defeated.
TK:Uh, I forgot to tell you, he might have ESGmaster's sword, I couldn't find it on his corpse.
The Assassin pulls out ESGmaster's sword.
TK:<censored>!
The other team arrives.
Fifth:We accept.

Shadow duel:
The Assassin charges the teams.
The Assassin begins beating up the teams.
Saccade:Kinda-OW! One-si-OW-ded don't you think?
Fifth is kicked into a building.
Fifth:Yeah.
Saccade manages to block one of The Assassin's sword slashs with his wrist blade.
The Assassin:Fast, but not fast enough.
The Assassin pulls out a dagger and rams it into Saccade's head.
Saccade falls to the ground.
Saccade:Ouch.
The Assassin jumps away.
The Assassin:TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE!
The Assassin throws a box at the teams.
Fifth uses his chains on it.
The box opens, revealing, clothing.
The Assassin:...
The Assassin:...I think I got the wrong suit...
The Assassin:Uh, could you give that back to me?
Aarne:Uh, you kill us, throw what you thought was an explosive at us, then ask for it back when it isn't?
The Assassin:Yeah. Save for the fact that it was filled with killer ants.
The teams charge The Assassin.
As they're almost on him, he disappears.
Angry Axe:Where did he go?
*SLASH*
Angry Axe:...my head...
Angry Axe falls to the ground.
The Assassin is right behind him.
TotalAnarchy:Eat this!
TotalAnarchy misses The Assassin.
The Assassin:SHADOW BLAST!
The teams are blasted.
The Assassin teleports to a location roughly 30 meters from the team.
The Assassin:Shadow Slasher!
The teams dodges it.
El Quia sneaks up behind The Assassin.
The Assassin:SHADOW...
El Quia is about to slash The Assassin.
The Assassin:PULSE!
The Assassin turns around.
The Assassin:SHADOW BLAST!
El Quia:Eek.
El Quia is blasted 50 times, and then is thrown into several buildings.
GTX:TIME PULSE! TIME RUSH!
GTX charges The Assassin and hits him dozens of times, knocking him trough several buildings.
The Assassin then gets up.
The Assassin:TIME...
Aarne rushes towards The Assassin.
The Assassin:FLASH!
GTX is hit by a double than does the exact same amount of damage to him as he did The Assassin.
Aarne kicks The Assassin on the side of his head.
The Assassin hits Aarne with a Shadow Strike.
The teams regroups.
Fifth:CHAOS PULSE! CHAOS BEAM!
Fifth fires at The Assassin.
All of a sudden, The Filth Hoseman gets in the way of the Chaos Beam.
Filth:You thought you could have all the-AARRGGHH!
*SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG* *SLIG*
Filth is torn apart.

Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:
City:
TotalAnarchy:What's going on!?
TK:Say, why is The Filth Hoseman on my scanners?
Fifth:We just killed him.
????:All of one side in the Shadow Duel has perished.
Saccade looks towards the direction the voice came from.
Saccade:Uh, oh...
Death:That's an understandment.
The Evil Rangers pop up.
Death:<yawns>
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Both teams:What the...?
Death:The Microship exploded at ESA headquarters.
Bill Gates:<censored> <censored>, how the <censored> did a spy get into the engine room?
Death:Ask The Assassin, he isn't on your side.
Bill GatesARK PULSE TIMES 100!
The Assassin jumps away onto a ledge nearby.
BillARK BEAM TIMES 100!
Bill Gates blows up the area around The Assassin and causes a dust cloud to form over the location.
Bill:Prepare to die!
????:Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Geoitt, and I'm-
The AssassinEAD!
The Assassin kills off the newly introduced member of the Evil Rangers.
The Assassin:Looks like it isn't your day.
Bill:You never intented to keep that contract did you?
The Assassin:Considering THIS!
The Assassin removes his cloak and hood, which then transform into a ray of light.
The Assassin then puts the ray of light on his right wrist.
The Assassin:SHADOW OF LIGHTING!
The Assassin puts his right hand into the sky.
A huge, huge, HUGE, lighting bolt hits him.
A huge crater forms around The Assassin.
Bill Gates:<censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> etc.
Happy AxeIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED IE!
The dust settles, revealing an advanced form of ESGmaster's Ranger armor.
ESGmaster:Guess who?
Happy Axe attempts to hit ESGmaster.
ESGmaster:Whoops. Too slow, you lose and die! SHADOW CANNON!
ESGmaster's Shadow Cannon obliterates Happy Axe.
Then Fifth rushes Barney.
Barney:<censored>.
TotalAnarchy then cuts off ZeroTolerence's head.
Saccade impales Locust.
Bill Gates then kicks ESGmaster several miles trought several buildings.
Fifth then grabs Bill's neck with his chain.
Then Bill swings Fifth around.
Fifth:That's not good. CHAOS BALL!
Bill is hit with it shattering Fifth's chain, and causing a dust cloud to appear.
Aarne:TIME RUSH!
Aarne rushes towards the dust cloud, and then is propelled several miles away.
Bill:Happy landing!
Fifth:AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
Saccade:YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
GTX:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
El Quia:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK!
Angry Axe:<unidenified sound>!
TotalAnarchy:What's with the yelling?
TotalAnarchy turns around, now facing Bill Gates.
TotalAnarchy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!
Bill:What's with the screaming?
Fifth:...too horrible...must escape...
ESGmaster appears and beats up Bill Gates with a Shadow Rush.
ESGmaster:<unidenified sound>!
TK:What's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TK:Your location...is filled with so much radiation...
TK:How did you get there!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? You're dead!!!!!!!
ESGmaster:We'll save the long storys for later. First, can you teleport some clothes on Bill Gates first?
TK:Yeah.
Clothes appear on Bill Gates.
Bill:I can't touch these filthy clothes.
ESGmaster goes right behind Bill.
ESGmaster:SHADOW PULSE! SHADOW BEAM!
Bill Gates is shot trough several buildings.
Bill Gates then teleports right behind ESGmaster.
BillARK PULSE! DARK QUAKE!
After the landscape is ripped apart:
ESGmaster pulls out his Shadowblade.
ESGmaster:SHADOW PULSE! SHADOW SLASHER!
Bill Gates is slashed.
Bill:<unidenified sound>.
Bill:<lots of unidenified sounds>.
Saccade:Uh...
Bill:<more unidenified sounds>.
Fifth:I think he's cracked.
GTX:I think that's want he's been eating.
Angry Axe:I don't have to wait for this.
Angry Axe charges Bill Gates.
BillARK PULSE! DARK SHARD!
ESGmaster:Ugh, LIGHTING PULSE! LIGHTING SHARD!
ESGmaster's Shard hits Bill Gates wrist before he fires the Dark Shard.
The Lighting Shards break into pieces which break into pieces.
Light engulfs the area.
Several minutes later:
TK:<censored>. I don't want to see the repair bill for this.
TK:You killed the enemy team, save for Barney.
Aarne:Why isn't he dead?
TK:He's immortal.

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Briefing Room:
TK:Okay, ESA is defeated.
Fifth:ESGmaster, why was that planet attacked?
ESGmaster:Because I told ESA to.
ESGmaster:I chose a planet I could fight without holding my punchs without you killing me.
Saccade:I presume the ESGmaster that died was a wimpy clone.
ESGmaster:Yes.
TK:I'll cancel the special weapon.
ESGmaster:Wouldn't have worked anyway.
ESGmaster:I'm going on a 6 month vacation.
TotalAnarchy:You just got here.
ESGmastero you realise how hard it is to train all the time for almost a month and fake being nice to Bill Gates!?!
Aarne:Fake being nice to Bill Gates!?! Don't give me nightmares.
ESGmaster:Anyway I'm going someplace to train.
Saccade:...
Angry Axe:What would have happened if Death attacked us?
TK:Everyone's file would be covered in KIAs.
TK:Briefing over.

We have come to terms.