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[Blood-Pigggy]

Nah, .

I'd rather read a interesting story centered around chimps.
When I have a writer's block, I write monkey fiction, that usually loosens me up.

Why are monkeys so fascinating?

[adamaster]

a question that isn't quite as silly: will you let us read some of it?

[Blood-Pigggy]

Sure, let me whip some up...

Why do I have the eerie member number 1551? That's an eerie number....

Here we go....


Orangutan Dream -
By Pierre Theron

Delicious, a orangutan’s dream. His taste buds soared with the ecstasy of feasting upon the delicious remains of his brethren . The horror of the past day washed over his mind, and he found himself on the floor, screaming primate screams, that rang across the high lit canopy like a shock wave.
Just now he realized the massacred remains of his brothers and sisters, lying upon the grassy clearing like a fresh Amristar Massacre reenacted by clueless chimps. The trees surrounded the empty circle like a prison upon the orangutan, a cage of timber and leaves. His eyes watered over, a torrent and wave of pain, he couldn’t stop it, he wanted more, he ached for more, he screamed for more.

And so, young Harrison Ford, a poor orangutan, found himself as a cannibal, a freakish perversion of nature. Soaked with blood and insanity, he leaped upon the pillar of indulgence and frolicked in the joys of monkey flesh, he would soon know the price for his crimes.

But…how…would…he…pay?

[omg]

that reads like what would have happened if during his acid phase phillip k dick got obessed with monkeys... its awesome k:

[Blood-Pigggy]

Hey, thanks alot.

I could actually do much better, if I had spent more than 3 minutes.


I got a question, why does it take so long for Gamespy webpages to load?

[A. J. Raffles]

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy@Aug 2 2005, 07:32 PM
I'd rather read a interesting story centered around chimps.

Here you go. :bleh:

[omg]

i dont know but i have a question.. why dont you write more monkey fiction.. it rules!!
that little taster has made me hungry for more!!
gamespy has always been clunky for me. are you paying for it tho? if you are and its well slow complain.

[Blood-Pigggy]

Actually I found all the Curious George books unrivaled when it came to Monkey fiction.

But that's my young self speaking.

[BeefontheBone]

Gamespy? Nothing but pictures, most of them adverts - 's a killer on dialup. if you just wanna read the text, turn images off in the browser (then you can r-click and show the screenies you want to look at).

[blastradius14]

Why is a mouse when it spins?

Who came up with the word "spam"?

Why does this hurt?

Why do people get bored?

Why does beefonthebone have a chainsaw?

Why do I ask 99% insignificant questions?

Why is lightbulb glass sharper than piano wire?

Why does danny insist on calling Foamy Soapy? I have never seen a soapy squirrel like cream cheese LOL

Do I have enough questions?