20-11-2009, 12:37 PM
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This is how I feel: (Ian's reply on page 2
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20-11-2009, 12:41 PM
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LOL those are better than the ones than in my Picard Says collection.
(this is the 2nd post on page 2..?) oh - I have more displayed pp. Last edited by Saccade; 20-11-2009 at 12:50 PM. |
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20-11-2009, 03:22 PM
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20-11-2009, 07:18 PM
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Ok, I'll take the Remington, so I could give a better support/backup from a long distance, and with more damage for the enemies. (I don't know if my strength is enough for the gun's weight, though)
As for the magic training. I'm not sure which types of magic I have now, but I think Air will be good. And people, if you don't stop with the negativism, I'll create a baseball career RP thread just for you.
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21-11-2009, 03:20 AM
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Relax, with your character's STR, he could lift two of them. :thumbs:
You have Air, Lightning and Space. |
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21-11-2009, 09:29 AM
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I wantz two .44 pistols (my fo'fo make sho all yo kids don't grow), and since their is no ammo it seems for now i will have to steal various things and put them into the barrel just to see what happens =p. Also i need to train my stats
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21-11-2009, 11:23 AM
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Oh god.
 I thought it was supposed to be more serious than the original? It feels much LESS serious.
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21-11-2009, 02:34 PM
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Hmm i wanna be trained by TA (x8 time magic)
+ i think i'll stick to my sword :P
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21-11-2009, 02:43 PM
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Great. Remmingtons, revolvers, .44s, magic and swords. What's next? Talking spaceships?
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22-11-2009, 03:12 AM
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An Assassin by any Other Name Part 1:
Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Siren:Abandonia HQ is under attack, code Armaggedon alert. Briefing Room: The teams enter the briefing room. TK:There's no time for a briefing. Go Abandoned Rangers! TK:ESGmaster is already there. Abandonia HQ, Hanger 17: Angry Axe:We better hurry, they might hit the generator. El Quia:Well, atleast it'll still be floating after it hits the water. ESGmaster appears from behind a crate. ESGmaster:They're in the room. ????:Good day, PREPARE TO DIE! A team of soldiers appear several yards from ESGmaster. ESGmaster jumps to the rest of the team. Fifth:It's Morphing Time! ????:Where's The Assassin? ????  on't know.????:We are, THE EVIL SOLDIER RANGERS! ????:The Filth Hoseman! Fifth:Ranger of Chaos! ????:The Grey! El Quia: Dream of Shadow! ????:ESAmaster! ESGmaster:Ninja of Lighting! ????:Barney! Aarne:Time of Dark! ????:Happy Axe! Angry Axe:Knight of Fire! ????:ZeroTolerence! TotalAnarchy:Space of Lighting! ????:Locust! Saccade:Knight of Lighting! GTX:Space Pirate! Saccade:CHARGE! The battle begins. El Quia:Stupid worthless copy! EQ slices The Grey and misses slightly. The Grey:You got a bad aim. The Grey:SHADOW... EQ stabs him in the heart! The Grey:<censored>... The Grey falls to the ground dead. Filth: DIE! EAT FILTH COWARD! Filth attempts to strangle Fifth with a hose. Fifth:That's it! CHAOS FORCE TIMES 10! Fifth beats up Filth. Barney:You need to be nicer. Here have a hug. Barney attempts to crush Aarne. Aarne: DIE PIECE OF <censored>! Barney:We also need to watch our month. DARK BLAST! Aarne teleports behind him. Aarne:TIME FORCE TIMES 10! Aarne beats up Barney. Aarne:TIME BLAST TIMES 2! Aarne blasts Barney, and then falls to the ground, exausted. Barney:Ow. Happy Axe: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! Angry Axe:I think he's a little too happy if you ask me. Happy Axe misses Angry Axe several times. Angry Axe:STEELSKIN! FIRE FORCE TIMES 5! Angry Axe attacks Happy Axe, then teleports behind him and beats him up. ZeroTolerence:Eat <censored>, <censored>! ZT misses TA. TotalAnarchy:AIR QUAKE! *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* ZT is put off balance. *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* ZT hits the ground. ESAmaster IE!ESAmaster misses GTX. ESGmaster impales ESAmaster. GTX:I think they were hired at a dollar store. ESAmaster dies. Locust:It's kicking time! Saccade:Born yesterday? Locust IE!Saccade:Whatever you say Low Cost. Locust kicks Saccade trough some crates. Saccade:LIGHTING CANNON! *BLITZ* *THUD* Locust hits the ground. Saccade:Learn to fight, El Low Cost! Both teams regroup. Barney:Where is that <censored> piece of <censored> The Assassin? Filth:He said he'd be a bit delayed. ZeroTolerence:<censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> etc. Locust:They killed 1/3 of our team! ESGmaster:FOR BLOOD AND HONOR! Barney:Or my head will be shot? *BANG* ESGmaster's head explodes. Saccade:<censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> etc. TotalAnarchy:What the <censored>? Fifth:Holy <censored>! GTX:<censored>! This is bad! Aarne:<censored> <censored> <censored> <censored>! This is not good. Angry Axe:Bad, <censored> bad. ????:One down, six to go. Barney:You took your <censored> sweet time getting here. Filth:Better late than never. ZeroTolerence:Nice job. Locust:Kill the <censored> Saccade next! A man with a cloak, and a hood obscuring his face, steps onto a catwalk above the two teams. ????:They call me, The Assassin, I assassinate. Saccade: DIE! *BANG* Saccade's kneecap is splattered. The Assassin is holding a 38 revolver. Filth:YES! 5 to 5! <censored> YES! Happy Axe:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Locust:<laughing> Barney:Now you'll be happy for the rest of time! Angry Axe:Prepare for the worst here guys. GTX:Because Happy Axe here is a product of this? Angry Axe:Yep. Saccade:Eat this <censored> piece of <censored> you <censored>! The Assassin:6 to go your your information Filth. The Assassin: Don't count the guy on the floor out until he's dead. The Assassin:It's only a better shot when he can't move. Angry Axe:Heartless <censored>! The Assassin:Thank you for the nice words. Fifth:CHAOS QUAKE! *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* Locust:It's retreating time! Filth:RUN! The Assassin:Cowards. Fifth:Would you consider joining us for double what they payed you? The Assassin:Once I'm hired, no target stays alive. Even if you payed me, you'd die anyway. The Assassin throws a piece of paper at Fifth. The Assassin:Meet me there at the time it says, this isn't a good place for you to die. TK:*phew* Fifth:Who is that guy? TK:A tough <censored>. Saccade:Information we don't know please. TK:That's it. Nothing on him in all the dimensions. Fifth:THAT guy just appeared out of nowhere and gets hired by the Evil Soldier Army? TK:More like he asked them to hire him. TK:Return to base, the threat is over, save for infection of Saccade's leg. Mytiur: Medical Room: TK:I'll look into the dimension, Briefing room in five minutes. Saccade:I'll be healed by then. TK:No, in three minutes. Briefing Room: TK:Alright, the dimension is an alternate of Persona 3:FES. TK:They have their own rangers, so we'll have to be careful. Saccade:You only had 5 minutes, how did you get this much information?! TK:Well... TK:Um... Fifth:Well? TK:Uh, it's my vacation spot... Angry Axe:Okay, so you know your vacation spot well, what's the problem? TK:I was the one who gave them the morphers... TK:They outta be able to fight you on your own terms. (or beat you to a pulp...) Aarne:... TotalAnarchy:This stinks. Saccade:Yeah, we're dead. TK: Do you still want to go? Fifth:Well, we better. El Quia:Yeah, we need to kill that guy. Saccade:Let's <censored> that <censored>! El Quia:<stares at Saccade> Aarne:Let's kill the <censored>! Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES: Near a school: Saccade:What's taking this <censored> so long? GTX:He's likely getting money or something. ????:Hello. The Assassin appears behind the team. TotalAnarchy ie coward!The team begins attacking The Assassin, who just dodges. Saccade:He must have a ace up his cloak. *PHEE* *AAARRRGHHH* GTX is on fire. The Assassin disappears. Fifth:What the... The team turns around. Fifth:<censored>? Another team of rangers appear. ????:Prepare to die villian! *SHIS* *AAARRGHHH* EQ is shocked. TotalAnarchy:PREPARE TO BE ELECTROCUTED FOOL! LIGHTING... TAnarchy glows in lighting. TotalAnarchy:QUAKE... The other team of rangers brace themselves. TotalAnarchy:TIMES... *BANG* TotalAnarchy:100 <censored>. *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* The area is filled with lighting. TAnarchy falls to the ground exausted. TK:So much for no damage to their buildings. TAssassin:That's it! RISE SHADOW ASSASIN GUNDAM! Fifth:How the <censored> did he smuggle a Gundam here? *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* A giant mecha rises out of the ground. ????:<censored>... TK:No, the Abanzords are not usuable. TK:I kinda got it messed up. TAssassin:PREPARE TO DIE! Fifth:We're dead. *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* The team avoids the laser slices for now. *SHIS* *PHEE* *KRAC* *CRUNCH* *THUD* *BLAM* The other team is attacking TAssassin. TAssassin:SHADOW FORCE TIMES 20! *POW* *POW* *POW* *BANG* *BLAM* *BAM* *KRUNCH* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* The other team is beaten. El Quia:We're next. TK:This isn't good. TAssassin:PREPARE TO DIE! TO BE CONTINUED in the next post... |
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