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Old 21-09-2009, 06:30 PM   #1
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Default An idea to resolve all crime on the planet!

Hey I have an idea. It involves powerful telecopes like hubble. These things work so precisely, that you can identify an ant on the moon!

So my idea was basically to bring a mirror to one of the outer planets of our solar system and to watch ourselves in the mirror, with a telescope! But what the hell is the point of doing so?

Well, Pluto for example is so far away, that the light takes 4 hours to travel there, and another 4 hours till its back. We would look through the telescope into the mirror placed on Pluto, and see ourselves on earth, but we would not see ourselves NOW. We would see ourselves 8 hours in the past, since the light first had to travel all the way till pluto, where it gets reflected and travel back to earth.

With my idea we could resolve any crime that happens outdoors. A simple police officer would be able to witness it through the time-delayed telescope and identify the guilty person. And follow him to his hide-out. Whatever, you could watch the past as if it were happening now!
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Old 21-09-2009, 07:06 PM   #2
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So... for that to work there'd have to be a gigantic mirror that focuses on every inch of the earth's surface?

You can't see into the past through a mirror. Sorry. Maybe only in some fantasy stories that is possible.
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Old 21-09-2009, 07:33 PM   #3
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Actually, they already do that.

It's called satellites + teh internet.

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Old 21-09-2009, 07:45 PM   #4
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haha great idea
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Old 21-09-2009, 10:40 PM   #5
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With such ideas you should have played Wicky. Then that bastard of a movie would have at least one good point. There should be laws against dragging anime officially in the mud. Or they should make it as weird as the Japanese often do it.
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Old 22-09-2009, 03:33 AM   #6
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i like my idea better;

PURGE THE HEATHENS! NUHARHARHUHAHAHAHA!
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Old 22-09-2009, 05:37 PM   #7
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Legalize crime.
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Old 22-09-2009, 05:54 PM   #8
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That would mean legalizing your mother.
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Old 22-09-2009, 09:12 PM   #9
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Or we could have a nation made only of tall blonde people of the same race and nationality, which would be absolutely free of crime... Wow I feel so genious.
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im tall and blonde! DIBS ON BEING THE GRAND MIGHTY DICTATOR PRESIDENT!
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