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Old 15-02-2010, 12:23 PM   #1
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Default date an amish gurlll on abandonia

http://amish-online-dating.com/
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Old 15-02-2010, 12:56 PM   #2
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Seriously though, do Amish even use the internet or wat wat wat?
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Old 15-02-2010, 01:50 PM   #3
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I seriously doubt those are real Amish. I mean, they don't actually wear sunglasses unless they're out on rumsvigga or whatever they call it.

And the profile pics don't have the happy Amish look either. They look like weird fetishists...
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Old 15-02-2010, 03:08 PM   #4
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Wow, a website aiming at those among us who aren't even allowed to use electricity let alone own a computer!
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Old 15-02-2010, 07:13 PM   #5
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yes, and abandonia's perfect marketing team decided it would be great to buy an ad space on that website LOL
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Old 15-02-2010, 07:36 PM   #6
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Sweet Amish love; simple and old fashioned. I wonder how their dates usually go?

Say, how did you find this? Were you looking for company?
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Old 15-02-2010, 09:27 PM   #7
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Hey, some of these games are so old, that maybe Amish plays them!


And I think it is just some weird joke, or, as Arete said, weird fetishists.


But I like the idea of a company as stupid as not research properly the target group they are directing their product at. It would be very funny. It is a shame it is not true

Rela life needs more comical mistakes, let me tell you.
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Old 15-02-2010, 11:03 PM   #8
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Save our Pigeons!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
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Old 16-02-2010, 04:13 AM   #9
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oh no! Amish people have discovered technology and all its conviniences! Now we'll have to go back to rascist jokes instead of amish jokes.

I blame the French. Then again, I always blame the french.
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Old 16-02-2010, 04:24 AM   #10
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wait i did that wrong. Ahem

"Amish people? In MY MAGICAL FOREST INTERNET? Wheres mah hammar, its amish smashern time, ha har her!"



First of all, that name is epic.

Second of all, look at KatieSmith06's picture. That is definitely not amish. I don't think amish people are allowed to have punk-girl style necklaces and huge earrings like that.

Let alone the fact they're using a computer at all.

Also, i know its not in the picture, but theres an 'Amish online dating.com on facebook" link at the very bottom, says it has 310 fans. Your telling me the amish use facebook now too?

Also, amish people would be poorly representing themselves linking to sacrelige sites, like failblog.org, abandonia (lets face it, we're terrible) and of course, Kansas fried crowns. Arnt the amish mormon or christian? Or are they jehovah's witnesses... maybe they're catholic? Either way, you'd think they would link to religous sites. The most religous site on there is "VEGIheal."

finally, what is _r.u.s.s. doing on sites like this? Any fetishes we need to know about?

anyways... dis fetish's, yo. Fetish's

Coarse, someone could always take one for the team and register and record a convo with another amish person! That'd be epic!

Its time for a crusade!

EDIT: I wonder what would happen if you set the 'seeking' age between like, i dunno, 6 and 14.
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DUN duuuunnnn dudududududun SPLOOSH duuunnnnn


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