26-04-2005, 06:18 PM
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I guess that guy's moto is: I love the smell of fresh roots in the morning!
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27-04-2005, 02:33 AM
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Yeah, one thing I've noticed about the hardest setting is that there are no health pickups, makes it a bit difficult. |
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27-04-2005, 01:28 PM
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A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, " Dark in here." The man says, " Yes it is." Boy - " I have a baseball." Man - " That' s nice." Boy - " Want to buy it?" Man - " No, thanks." Boy - " My dad' s outside." Man - " OK, how much?" Boy - " $250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom' s lover are in the closet together. Boy - " Dark in here." Man - " Yes, it is." Boy - " I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, " How much?" Boy - " $750." Man - " Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, " Grab your glove. Let' s go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, " I can' t. I sold them." The father asks, " How much did you sell them for?" The son says " $1,000." The father says, " That' s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I' m going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door. The boy says, " Dark in here." The priest says, " Don' t start that sh*t again." |
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28-04-2005, 09:56 AM
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I just got this via email and I thought I would share it...
Good ol' George |
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28-04-2005, 07:51 PM
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A quote of some guy at the lemon64 forum...
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who read binary and those who don't. |
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28-04-2005, 08:22 PM
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28-04-2005, 08:30 PM
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funny, but isn't 10 in binary the number 1?
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28-04-2005, 08:32 PM
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Binary:
1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, etc 10 is binary for 2. |
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28-04-2005, 08:39 PM
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That makes 11 kinds of people:
Those who know binary, those who do not and those who have a basic idea about it, but get it wrong  .
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28-04-2005, 09:20 PM
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Fair enough - I was working on the system where the first place is worth 1, the second 2, then 4, 8, 16 and so on, and assuming that the remaining zeroes were omitted (since in theory there'd be an infinite number of them). What stands for 0 and 1 then?
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