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[Lulu_Jane]

They were calmed for a moment
and returned to their seats,
but little did they know what was to be our next feat -

We entered our car, to begin our new life
Oh how I love you I love you
my new tasty wife.

So onward t'ward the aeroplane
Just me and you,
and off we did jet to Timbuktu...

[Mighty Midget]

To follow the trail of the strong legged Battuta
With your hand in mine, in my other, a shooter
The gently breeze greets you, my wife, my true love
And I'm getting soaked from the rain from above

Lead me, love, to the distant shore
of Turkey, or China, but skip Baltimore
The mountain that raises, I'll carry you over
while secretly wishing we went back to Dover

When we reach the desert, despair not my Maid
Those beduins over yonder will sure be afraid
when I pull out my pistol and advice them to stop
"Give me your camel, you son of a mop"

[nace]

But there is no camel to compare to your beaty,
the taste of your lips like drinking tutty-frutty.
Beduins will wonder what kind of juice is that
"You don`t know sh*t you son of a rat!"

They`ll be like:" Sir, put the gun down"
I`ll be like " Wannabe ended clown?"
Come to think about it maybe not, this sounds like a rap video,
The old clishe with guns and chicks, and "Look at me, I`ll killia all" <_<

[Lulu_Jane]

So 'cross the deserts we walked,
on camels, large, ill-tempered and dribbling.
Your eyes peeking out from desert dress set be shivering.

Later that night, tucked up in our tent,
I snaked my hands 'round your neck,
and our love I did vent -
Your eyes bulged out red,
Your skin it turned blue,
Into your ear did I whisper, "Oh darl' I love you!"

You spluttered and coughed,
and removed my hands from your throat,
With a swift punch to my groin, you made me emote -
"Oh how I love you, I love you, Yes I love you my Dear!
Let us cease all this foreplay and go get a beer!"....

[Mighty Midget]

The bartender asked "Do you care for a drink?"
and your sweet reply made his face turned dark pink
"I'll have me a gallon of your finest ale,
hell, gimme a barrel as long as it's pale"

Never have man loved his wife as I did
that night at the tavern when we flipped our lids
Ne'er before had I seen such beauty and grace
With beer goggles on and my mind in a haze

Each word that you uttered was fresh morning dew
"Oh darling", you whispered, "you dance like a gnu"
The world revolved faster by every glass
Until we both tumbled and fell in the grass

[Morrin]

<div align="center">Dis the swiss

Hey you swiss, wash my dish
if you won't, then don't
but you will be teached a lesson
like Luc Besson, I punished him
dim, will be your vision
when I hit your face
out of it's place</div>

[nace]

<div align="center">Wash my dish, I ate a fish
you want fish - then grand me a wish.

Give me a light, I won`t bite
let`s puff some of this stuff,
get dizzy, eat chissy.

Rock a bit, than have a sit

I want to kiss a girl`s lips sweet
The sky turn red, she`s in my bed,
here`s too hot, we`re all wet.

She smiles at me, I kiss the smile




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[Mighty Midget]

The morning sun calls
deep in the halls
of Sandman where I do reside

Was it a dream?
Now so it seems
But it really is hard to decide

I know she was here
That I can swear
My heart pounds like a mallet

With a wide open eye
I suddenly cry:
Where the hell is my wallet?

[The Bard]

The bed, I look behind it,
Oh, thank you God, I find it,
and fondle my wallet like honey.

I open it rapidly, fast
I look inside it with haste,
And I realise there is no money

Oh, you pretty dame,
You filled me with shame,
I gave you all my trust.

You played with my brain,
I couldn't refrain,
I was destroyed in my own lust.

[Mighty Midget]

I put on my shoes
There's nothing to lose
I know time is of the essence

I get on my feet
Hitting the street
Never learning my lessons

It's spring and the springs
in my feet make me bounce
You will never see me worry

I'm gonna mess 'round
with this sweetie I found
She fell off the back of a lorry

And when we are through
I'll visit the zoo
and monkey around with the cheeta

I might get scarred
Or feather and tar-ed
For dating this feline Chiquita