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[_r.u.s.s.]

tell him to uinstall his face because he can't play it neither

[Talin]

Originally Posted by El Quia

Toothpaste? What did you do with the toothpaste?

up the ass?

[The_Lemming]

Sometime, when your brothers leave, reformat the hard disk and install DOS or Windows 3.1. First, though, download IE2, so you can download from Abandonia still. Then their game and bot won't run, and all your abandonware games will! Problem solved!

[Simoneer]

Originally Posted by red_avatar

I was a master at making devious pranks. Not the slapstick ones where you hurt people but the ones where you really mess with people without them even knowing it.

For example: in high school one guy was annoying me (long story - he was a jerk) so I wanted to get back at him. As part of a "safe sex" campaign (there were tons of those in the 90's) they passed out free condoms at school so I asked the condoms of those who didn't want them until I had half a dozen.

I then typed out a letter on my PC (few people had a PC and printer back then - we're talking about 1994 here) and made it look very convincing. The letter was from the AIDS prevention organisation that had given us those condoms and I mailed it to that jerk along with those condoms. I made the letter out to Mr. *last name* so that I knew his father would open it instead.

In the letter, I wrote something like: "here are your extra condoms which you asked for in your letter. And to answer your question: sex between two boys can still cause AIDS etc." - well basically, I implied that he was gay and that he had asked them questions about him and his boyfriend.

Man, too bad I wasn't there at the time apparently his mother nearly had a nervous breakdown.

ROFL!

Oh my God, that's so hardcore.

Originally Posted by _r.u.s.s.

tell him to uinstall his face because he can't play it neither

Lol... That joke is so bad that it's fucking awesome.