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[The_Lemming]

I get permission from the Ewoks, then build Aperture Science Computer-Aided Lab #314 next to the hill.

[esgmaster]

A time paradox accurs, causing the Ewoks to join the Galactic Empire, thus Scout Troopers and Ewoks destroy the lab.

And build a third Death Star right on top of the hill...

[The_Lemming]

A fleet of X-Wings, B-Wings, Y-Wings, and Mon Calamari cruisers flies in and destroys the Death Star 3.

I build all of the levels from Super Mario 64 on the hill.

[esgmaster]

Sonic runs through then and destroys them.

Eggman then builds the Death Egg on the hill.

[The_Lemming]

I then give it one small push, and it rolls down the hill and breaks.

After singing "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!", I build Rivendell on the hill.

[CaitSith]

Due to it no longer being the Last Homely House East of the Sea I secure planning permission to Bulldoze it.

And build a giant wicker man on the hill.

[The_Lemming]

However, he is struck by lightning and burns.

I build a huge building on the hill, and inside it I create the most powerful computer to date, running Linux.

[CaitSith]

Due to being linux it is destroyed by windows co.

I build a blimp on the hill.

[The_Lemming]

However, Tux builds a catapult, and uses it to launch himself to the blimp, where he bursts it with his beak.

Tux then plants the flag of Linux on the hill.

[CaitSith]

Bill gates comes up and burns it.

I build a Statue of Bill Gates standing on the corpses of all other OS designers.