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[Stebbi]

Originally posted by punch999@Sep 13 2005, 09:22 PM
Him maybe your mom. LOL

actually Dogs have always interested me I think life would be great just walking 'round naked peeing on anything and not having to clean up!
and they can lay around all day without a care

i was thinking of it once (well always when i wake up really tired and see my dog sleeping )but it would get rather dull jaut doing the same thing over and over again.....

[Spoonman]

Luggage

I like the idea of just appearing anywhere I need to go, devouring everyone who comes too close and having a impressive posture even though I'm just a sapient pearwooden chest.

As for the animals in our universe: I like albatrosses. No natural enemies, hours of floating above the sea without getting tired and comfy cuddles with my female when I come back home

[wendymaree]

A sea creature might be fun - or a bird. Land animals are pretty much at the mercy of humans and, therefore, have a precarious existence. A swan might be nice as they have the freedom to go everywhere....on land, sea and air.

[Hadiel]

The bacteria thing is free (all you have to do is shed your mortal shell...)

And about the wolf benefits...

-Related to dogs (so the pee and walk naked thing apply here too)
-Always live in packs!
-You're authorized to brutally slaughter your prey in the most vicious way possible (and the National Geographic guys like that too)
-Mate a lot! (as in: have sexual intercourse at least 6 times a day)
-Hardly any enemies (face the truth, wolves own the earth)

And that's all folks

[Stebbi]

Originally posted by piroklasztit@Sep 13 2005, 09:17 PM
I'd like to be a Giant Fruit Bat (Pteropus Vampyrus) It lives only on 1 island, with two hills on it. Every morning, the bats fly to the other corner of the island and eat the fruits of the trees growing there. After sunset, they fly back. They haven't got any natural enemies, and they're not doing anything else. So it would be a pretty easy life.

That bat is one of the coolest thing's i ever seen i would like to be that bat or an polar bear.......im going to be Batear or polarbat....uuuuu it would be cool if it was White............hu?? you still reading this? :crazy: :blink:

[TheVoid]

Most surely a raccoon. They rock.

[MrBackAlleySka]

Gueni Pig with my own weapon strapped to my back....Hy'yah!

....And if you didn't see THAT one coming..your blind.

[TheChosen]

This is turning into a picture thread!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I would be either a sloth or a cat. That way I would have a reason to be lazy without having anyone to complain about me being lazy.