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[Tulac]

Post weird products that'll never be put to use...
Like this: http://www.ibuzzusa.com/

[Shrek]

Oh, my God :blink: ... what else will these guys invent?

[Playbahnosh]

I've seen this before... I prefer to do it with real girls, not mashines

[#BlakhOle#]

Originally posted by Playbahnosh@May 2 2006, 07:18 PM
I've seen this before... I prefer to do it with real girls, not mashines

Well some people obviously prefer music to get off, probably because they cant find a girlfriend. :blink:

[rlbell]

Originally posted by Tulac@May 2 2006, 08:38 AM
Post weird products that'll never be put to use...
Like this: http://www.ibuzzusa.com/

Put up a warning for links like that! Obviously I should have read more of the thread, before clicking, as Playbahnosh's post was a clear indication that it was some kind of sex toy. Fortunately, the child on my lap was still pre-literate.

I am reminded of the ladies underwear with a pager pocket on the front, the pager is set to vibrate, of course-- adds new meaning to 'obscene phone call'.

[Ioncannon]

USB George Forman.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

Originally posted by rlbell@May 2 2006, 01:54 PM
Fortunately, the child on my lap was still pre-literate.

So What?

Why do so Stupid and Hide the Truth?

Tell 'em the Truth about the World as Early as Possible, otherwise they will Hate you for that Years of Lies!

How can someone call himself "Adult" and then act so Stupidly to Junger People?

I Don't Get it!

But Back to Topic Now!

That Stuff is Sick!

Damn Pervers!

Jesus!

[_r.u.s.s.]

did you know

that

you

dont have to

type like this?

anyways i can't remember where but i had a picture of a chinese sticks with a fan, so the food is never hot

[rlbell]

Originally posted by The Good Soldier Švejk+May 2 2006, 04:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Good Soldier Švejk @ May 2 2006, 04:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-rlbell@May 2 2006, 01:54 PM
Fortunately, the child on my lap was still pre-literate.

So What?

Why do so Stupid and Hide the Truth?

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I could go into a long diatribe about how I am not hiding the truth, but protecting my children from a great lie. Anyone who thinks the only point of sex is reaching orgasm, as the device implies, has a very incomplete and fractured view of the whole affair.

There is a large agreement that the purpose of a human's ability to engage in sexual activity outside of mere procreation is to ensure that couples stay together long enough for their offspring to reach adulthood. Pornography and masturbatorial devices distort what sex is supposed to be, and these distortions can prevent a man from ever accepting a real woman as a sexual partner. She becomes merely a different device intended solely for his enjoyment.

I tried to make it short, I hope it still makes sense.

Back on topic . . .

The award for the most useless invention surely goes to neuticles-- prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.

[moogle]

Not gonna comment on how corrupt this topic has gotten...
but...

WTF