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[Galadrin]

Only after Klaus researched the correct type of hat, Violet invented an elaborate tripping device and Sunny threatened Harry with her sharp teeth.

[PrejudiceSucks]

I personally read nothing but pornographic magazines. They're like pictures books, but more erotic.

Oh no, wait, I don't at all. I read stuff by Phillip Pullman and Pratchett mostly.

[omg]

yay porn, yay pratchett, pullman?
o and sod pratchett. try rankin. (robert not ian) brentford trilogy rules! (its about 7 books last i checked)
and armegeddon the musical is the best book e v e r. stars elvis, barry the talking time sprout and jesus's sister.

on topic.. glad to see the majority dont bother with potter.

[Danny252]

potter is mediocre. The storyline hasn't got a single, focused plot. The author merely rewrites each book using the bare skeleton (characters, places) with no connection to the previous characters bar that. It sounds about as complicated as the minds of many of the people in my school. Not very.
Tolkien and Fiuest, they are real authors. Thats what 13-year-olds should read. Challenging books. Potter is just a glorified little kids book.
wow, a big statement by me!

[Shunk Eat Enemy]

harry smokin the pot
the movie is out... harry pothead & and the sorcerer is stoned

im sure everyones made a joke or 2 about harry potter but a radio station here has mp3s of them(above for download) there quite silly and if your bored checkem out

[moogle]

Sadly, my sister already pre ordered it, what a waste of 30 bucks ><, the first couple of books are OK, but once it got to the 4th it just plain sucked....too borring and long winded. And the first movie was borring too. I'd rather read Wheel of Time (yes I know its gotten long winded too, but the first couple still rock) or Stephen King...also, the Harry Video games are kinda neat, theyr good for the audience that Harry draws, young little kids, because its simple, and easy to learn and get used to, but for older ppls, its too simple, and kinda weird......ohhh I'm losing health because Malfoy is throwing tomatoes at me (I don't care if I spelled malfoy wrong LOL). I guess the books are ok, for little kids and such, but I don't really want to read 300 or such pages about how Herminonie thinks "house elfs" need better treatment, or how Harry gets attacked by Voldemort....again. I dunno bout the Unfortunate Events books, I never tried reading them, because theyr kinda really short....but its a unique and neat idea. Harry is also too short....

[JudgeDeadd]

I hate Harry Potter.

[Indignus IV]

My sister has a crush on Harry, so we got the book as soon as it came out.

I don't REALLY like Harry Potter, but it makes for good reading sometimes. So I probably will eventually read it in a couple of weeks.

[omg]

the local ottakers bookshop is having a harry potter party where kids are gonna be dressing up as harry et al and then they are going to have activitys.
me and a freind were contemplating getting air rifles and sniping them from the top of the car park.
in the end we just bought beer.

[A. J. Raffles]

Originally posted by Indignus IV@Jul 16 2005, 04:13 PM
My sister has a crush on Harry, so we got the book as soon as it came out.

In that case she'll be delighted with this one: Harry gets a girlfriend, Ron accidentally swallows a love potion, and there's rather a lot of snogging on the corridors of Hogwarts...