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Castlevania movie script revealed
You all remember Castlevania? If not, it was something like this!
Now, cast those happy memories of casual gaming aside, because they just revealed the main plot of the upcoming Castlevania movie. Appearantly, someone had the look of the script, and felt like he wanted to cry. I wanted to cry too. Castlevania by Paul W. S. Anderson If you dont want to read for the whole article or youre just passing by, here's some quotes from the article, pointing out why this will suck. Quote:
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16-07-2008, 04:58 PM | #2 | ||
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Ha ha ha, that's surely a fake. Of course no one is going to make something that stupid.
Really. I'm certain. Yes, surely that's just a joke. Certainly. Of course.
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16-07-2008, 05:05 PM | #3 | ||
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Sounds like Uwe Boll is infectious.
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The script isn't more stupid than the script for '300'.
Or Troy. And they made those movies, didn't they? For crying out loud.
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16-07-2008, 09:42 PM | #6 | ||
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I think he already did, with Bloodrayne. Seeing the trailers was enough of a warning to make me avoid the thing like hell.
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16-07-2008, 10:25 PM | #7 | ||
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That's the gayest demon I've ever seen, look at how he's poised, claws ready to sissy slap you away. "Oh, geth away!"
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Yeah that one was bad. I heard his Dungeon Siege movie was good in a sense it was so bad to begin with. kinda like a B movie. Only video game movie I wanna see is Postal but the theaters refuse to show it.
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17-07-2008, 02:42 AM | #9 | ||
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I did not even know that a Castlevania movie was being made. Kinda bad to find out about it like this. I suppose it works both ways: games of films are terrible, and films of games are terrible (Both with the odd exception, of course).
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17-07-2008, 05:09 AM | #10 | ||
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There was apparently one already - "Castlevania: Dracula's Curse" (direct to DVD, unfortunately) written by Warren Ellis.
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