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[Shunk Eat Enemy]

LOL some nobhead attacked me on pvp i kicked his buttocks beat him in everything too :angel:

[MrBackAlleySka]

Hey guys. Just curious of some'tin. How do yah get a title in the clan? Do you just request one, or do you ahve to be a certian level, or do you ahve to be a VIP or whatnot on Abandonia?

[Shunk Eat Enemy]

from what ive read on that topic spinning mushroom guy you just have to request one reguardless of your status here

@anyone how the hell do you get so much meat im as poor as a hobo are there secrets or do low levels suck at getting money? im a seal clubber does that affect it?

any tips for the dark dank sinister cave? im still level 4 but almost level 5

[Havell]

If you want a title in the clan then you have to ask me nicely for one
Preferably with a request for what you want it to be as I suck at thinking up titles.

@Shunk Mist ludacrous quantities of meat were generated last year, from "Black Sunday" that was a day where multiple bugs for getting billions of meat were released to the public and everyoner was a billionaire. I unfortunatly missed it completely <_<
The way to make meat now is selling stuff in the mall. Clockwork keys, for example, are worth 150k eachg, and I recently sold a big pile

[MrBackAlleySka]

Alright alright, *bows down at the feet of the person that gives titles, leaning on one knee* I humbly request the title of "21'st Century Digital Boy"


Was that nice enough? I...got some old roses in the back if yah want me to get those. *offer*

[drumminfreek]

LOL LOL
that was good Mrbackalleyska... LOL
and anyways...
@ Skunk Eat Enemy
i got all my money by openeing a store and selling a whole bunch of really expensive junk. You're to low of a level now but save your money and collect chef's hats, uncle Jicks brownie mix, and spices. look around and try aoect the items people want for a bunch of money.

ps Skunk,
kmail me for help in dark and dank!

[Shunk Eat Enemy]

kick behind some awsome level 15 seal clubber gave me 30000 meat and star pants and a star hat (requires 67 moxie i got 16(13) :-( his name is peregy

[Havell]

I, meanwhile have aquired the best familiar EVA. The Clocwork Grapefruit, the describtion is:
This is a clockwork grapefruit that has yet to have been wound up.

Strains of the old Ludwig Van begin to play in your rassoodock as you viddy the malenky veshch.

When you put it in yout terrarium you get the message:

You put the unwound clockwork grapefruit in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

What's it going to be then, eh? Your new droogy leaps off your rock and viddys the layout, looking for some grahzny bratchny to kick in the yarbles.

And it's haiku describtion when in your terrarium is:

Ultraviolent,
this horrorshow familiar
spills red, red kroovy.

AND it's name is automatically 6655321 :w00t:

If you understand all of those references then you get +10 respect from me!

[MrBackAlleySka]

Well Alex's prisioner in "Clockwork Orange"...his prisioner number was 6655321...

“You, 6655321, are to be reformed.”

Do I win?

[Havell]

Indeed you do. Unless you googled for that in which cast you lose 10 for trying to fool me and then gain 15 for being devious :P