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Guess what? Rocky's back.......
Forum is really dead right now and the thread has been idle for a long time now so here : http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID...s&NSFW=0&page=3 Canadian beer make people do strange things... |
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19-03-2005, 11:45 PM
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I'm going to pretend to ignore the comment about the Canadian beer, grrrr...
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19-03-2005, 11:46 PM
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20-03-2005, 12:15 AM
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One day George W. asks his secretary: "How do you spell that country again? Iraq or Iran?"
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20-03-2005, 01:54 AM
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Well, something wierd happened yesterday. The lucasarts ceo was found stabbed in his office. But before he died, he was able to draw on a piece of stationery paper the last thing he saw. Look at the very bottom of his post for the drawing of his murderer.
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21-03-2005, 02:29 PM
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LOL! I never trust cute little white bunnies...
... which reminds me of a joke: Unce upon a time in the forest, Mr. Bear and Mr. Bunny were having a friendly chat. Suddenly, a fairy appears out of nowhere and says: ''Hello, I'm your fairy godmother. Because you've been such good boys, I will grant three wishes to each of you.'' ''Cool!'', Mr. Bear says. ''For my 1st wish, I want every bear in this forest, except me, to be a female.'' ''Alright!'', says the fairy.''It's granted. What about you, Mr. Bunny?'' ''I want a fast bike'', says Mr. Bunny. ''Make it a Yamaha or something''. ''It's a strange wish, but I will grant it'', says the fairy.''Here you go. What's your 2nd wish, Mr. Bear?'' ''I want every bear in this country, except me, to be a female'', says Mr. Bear. ''And I want a good helmet'', says Mr. Bunny. ''Alright! Your wishes are granted!'', says the fairy. ''Now for your last wish. Choose wisely!'' ''Wohooo! I want EVERY bear in the WORLD, except ME, to be a female!!!!!'' says Mr. Bear with a greedy look. Mr. Bunny hops on his new bike, puts on his helmet, turns the bike on and before he leaves, he says: ''I want...Mr. Bear...to be GAY!!!'' 
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21-03-2005, 03:19 PM
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Great stuff!
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21-03-2005, 03:38 PM
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21-03-2005, 04:41 PM
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Yep, this is the second longest non-spam thread on the forums (longest being the UFO thread) and it was started by me ME!!! :evil:
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