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[Sebatianos]

Why does everybody feel the need for a quick end of this story??? :ranting:

[Sean]

Its run its course, lets get started on something new

[Indignus IV]

Yeah, it gets real boring after a while. So we just want to END THE <meeping> STORY!


Somebody start a new one:

[omg]

once upon a time there was a boy called bob. bob had a slight problem. he was addicted to ladies of loose virtue. evry night bob simply had to go out in his car to the local red light districts and buy himself a slapper for the night. and not just any old slapper either. the more skagged up and dirty the better as bob was for want of a better description a filthy sod. soon the inevitable happened bob caught crabs. and not just any normall groin lice oh no, these lice in the course of one night conveted his pubes into a full on living abode with couler t.v and jacuzzi. he only realised he had the lice as he absent mindedly scratched his nether regions and a voice sounded out saying "oi you git, i was watching that show, you broke my sodding t.v!" bob lept up in alarm "who said that" he anxosly asked "who do you think" said the voice from his groin "mother bloody theresa" the mystrios voice was occompanied by other voices sniggering.
bob screamed and ..........

[Indignus IV]

After screaming for a while, he realized the source of the problem. So he had a sudden idea!

Its bound to work! He yelled.

Ripping off the microwave door, he stuck in his <ahem> genitals and turned the magneto on full power.


What do YOU think happened?

[omg]

try as he might though he couldent shut the microwave door with his todger inserted. and try he did untill bruised and in immense pain he sat on his kitchen floor and started to cry. "damn those engineers" he thought "why did they desighn microwaves so they wont power on when the door is open, didnt they realise people might need to use them to fry super intelligent pubic lice" he sat down dejected. then techno music started eminating from his pubes and there was the sound of drunken revelling. the lice had started to have a party.

[Indignus IV]

He was about to just wash the lice away with the backyard hose, than he decided "this might be a useful thing!"

he decided to coexist with the lice so that they would let him listen to the music of his choice while they could eat off of his <ahem> body.

Meanwhile: "aw, man! How am I gonna fix my microwave oven?"

[JudgeDeadd]

What is that supposed to be??? :angry: :angry: :angry: :not_ok:

[omg]

its supposed to be a comedy story about one boys struggle against super intelligent pubic lice. however he has now decided to coexist.... i guess indiginous doesnt like anything that doesnt involve killing people. ahh well. someone start another one.

[Indignus IV]

He started it, I'm just playing along ^

I would start a new one, but I have to go right now.


Well, heres a start:

a guy walks into a bar, takes out a high powered rifle and kills everybody in the cold blood. Then he takes a knife out and stabs himself repeatedly in the chest 40+ times. Tons of gore, tons of death. The end.