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I spotted the little jar on the table labeled "ACME Party tricks. Strawberry Lava". I rushed into the kitchen, buttered a toast, ran back again and gracefully caught the flying jam before it could
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30-07-2006, 06:48 PM
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stain the new sofa i had bought just weeks ago. as it landed on the crisp warm toast.
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30-07-2006, 06:52 PM
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was about to dig in, when a thought hit my mind "but... but... I absolutely HATE strawberry jam, what am I doing?!". The answer, of course
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30-07-2006, 06:55 PM
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was not to eat the strawberry jam on toast, but to use it as a wepon against almighty midget.
i thought its a long shot but.. he might be alergic to the strawberry jam. but how do i get him to eat it ???.. |
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30-07-2006, 06:59 PM
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I realized that the ridiciluous potato peel mask would have to go, and a daring, devious and downright devilishly dirty plan started to unfold:
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30-07-2006, 07:05 PM
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first of all i slowly "but bravely" reached into my back pocket to pull out my potato peeler...
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30-07-2006, 07:11 PM
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IT WAS GONE! Instead I gawked at the broccoly in my hand, eyed desperately for
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31-07-2006, 05:39 AM
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....for something to complete my fearsome boccoli based weapon of Almighty Midget Destruction. I searched my other pocket and thanked god for the short piece of string and black hole which i found there. I pulled out the black hole and....
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31-07-2006, 08:21 AM
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swallowed The Mighty Midget
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who, due to a fatal miscalculation, misjudged the size of his opponent. Let's face it, chewing was unneccessary. BWAHAHA! cried
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