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[guesst]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Blood-Pigggy @ Jun 8 2006, 12:40 AM) [snapback]235107[/snapback]</div>

Guesst you need to chill, we gettin more uptight peeps here everday.
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It's my refusal to use smileys isn't it? It was a joke people. They guy says computers are better than women, he left himself wide open for it, I took the jab. No offense meant. Well, no serious offence. Offence in the name of a joke, but that's all.

Since this is turning into a humor about women and men thread...

Adam comes to God and says, "God, you made me this woman and I thank you, but why did you make her like that? All curves and pouty lips and long flowing hair and those eyes that I can't stop stairing at! Why did you do that?"

God says, "So that you'll have no choice but to love her."

Adam says, "Well that worked I guess. But why did you make her so darned stupid?"

God says, "It's the only way she'd ever love you."

[U-Boat Commander David]

Computers are better than women because computers are always Friendly and do what you want.

[FISHCHAIR]

Computers are better than women because, your computer wont moan at you for comming home drunk

[Tulac]

Computers are better than women because you don't have to get them drunk to use them...

*I don't really mean that, no*

[Grinder]

Computers are better than women because you can take off the cover and see the good stuff without asking.

[Mighty Midget]

There's loads of NASTY ones but for the sake of peace and love and all that bull, I won't post any of those LOL

[vivian_evelina]

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[The Fifth Horseman]

Computers are better then women because they do not consume as much system resources in M$-NERVES, M$-CASH and M$-SANITY cathegories.

[Mighty Midget]

Computers are better than women, because you can have them do what you want

[guesst]

while on the subject of programming faults...

computers are better than men because they don't get turned on by invisible forces every morning.[/b]

The word for this is HOFNAR:

Hard
On
For
No
Aparent
Reason