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[The_EgAt]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Sep 21 2004, 03:06 AM
11. Walked straight into a wall, somehow I didn't see it.

I once walked into a door... I was looking at a christmas ornament above it and walked into it, breaking my front teeth

[Puffin]

Originally posted by FreeFreddy@Sep 21 2004, 01:17 PM
Oh God, would you be a boy, I wouls suggest you go and kick the souls out of him or demand an excuse from him... :angry:
Whoever that was... If that was a boy, though, he's nothing more than a brainless piece of world polluting ****! Hitting a girl...

Well, he got his punishment :twisted:
My dad took me to the hospital, and got a doctor to write a note about my injuries, and then he called the principal (this happened at school) and the principal asked the boy's parents to come to school the followin monday (this happened on a Friday... LOOOOONG weekend thinking of a revenge). And finally, when the monday came, my dad and I went to the principal along with the boy and his mom, and I tried to look soooooo miserable.... Poor Freyja, got punced in the face... and his mom felt so sorry for me... and started shouting at the boy... and I was so happy....

Then few days ago he came with his mom to the restaurant I worked at... but they didn't recognize me.

When I was about 9 my dad tought me a good way to kick boy's ass. First kick the bone under the knee (don't remember it's english name), then use MY knee to kick his balls, and then hit him with MY head in HIS head. That works very well.

[Havell]

:blink: I wouldn't want to get you angry!

[Puffin]

Many people (well, mostly men) have died... Didn't see me coming...

Well, I made a record. I brough home a TRUMPET and my mom WASN'T surpriced. After I brough home oboe, few guitars, few types of clarinets, a flute and so on. Most of them I had no idea how to use. But the trumpet is a mystery for me. How the fuck can it work with only three buttons?!? Well, I'll figure out.

I also have the record in "falling asleep in ancient icelandic class"....

[Unknown Hero]

Well. I once got a car crash (with my friend's bike). Nothing happened to me, but bike was 100% broken. My friend yelled: "I don't care about bike, I only care that you're alright. I got up and then he actually realised what he said. :P
Then again, I broke a nose to my "friend".

And of course: I also have the record in "falling asleep in informatics, italian, english, and sometimes on croatian. I even take my small cushion to the school when I fell really tired. Now beat this!!!

[Puffin]

Well, I have this amazing ability to fall asleep in classes BUT YET look awake I slept through entire class, but my friend who sat next to me didn't notice. I sat upright all the time k: GO ME


I need to start drinking coffee.... *sigh*

Originally posted by Puffin+Sep 21 2004, 06:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Puffin @ Sep 21 2004, 06:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FreeFreddy@Sep 21 2004, 01:17 PM
Oh God, would you be a boy, I wouls suggest you go and kick the souls out of him or demand an excuse from him... :angry:
Whoever that was... If that was a boy, though, he's nothing more than a brainless piece of world polluting ****! Hitting a girl...*

Well, he got his punishment :twisted:
My dad took me to the hospital, and got a doctor to write a note about my injuries, and then he called the principal (this happened at school) and the principal asked the boy's parents to come to school the followin monday (this happened on a Friday... LOOOOONG weekend thinking of a revenge). And finally, when the monday came, my dad and I went to the principal along with the boy and his mom, and I tried to look soooooo miserable.... Poor Freyja, got punced in the face... and his mom felt so sorry for me... and started shouting at the boy... and I was so happy....

Then few days ago he came with his mom to the restaurant I worked at... but they didn't recognize me.

When I was about 9 my dad tought me a good way to kick boy's ass. First kick the bone under the knee (don't remember it's english name), then use MY knee to kick his balls, and then hit him with MY head in HIS head. That works very well. [/b][/quote]
I wish he could be embarassed and laughed out by anyone every day he went into school. He deserved it and even more. :angry: Just can't stand people that dare to hit a girl. Just thinking about that is a sin.
Btw., the part with hitting his empty stump with the eyes on it with your head is not very good idea - you're a girl, not a boy, that would hurt quite hard.
You can use this kickboxing technique, though:
Hit him fast with the fist in the neck, exactly in the middle of it where that protrusion comes out (whatever ), then when he reaches for his neck (that hurts, oh yes! k: ) take his arm and turn it fast so far that it's on his behind. After that, if you can hold his arm and he's not very much stronger than you, he's in your possession and you can turn the arm even further for even more pain During the time you hold the arm you can hit him all you like. Just don't forget - when you let him go, he could hit you then, being free and mad at you. So you need to work on him while his arm is in your possesion so that he doesn't have the desire to mess with you again.

If you say your record is the ability to fall asleep on the lessons, than my is to wake up at 5.45 in the morning and stay awake all the time in the school and even home. :bleh:

[Puffin]

I don't think it's any worse hitting a girl than hitting a boy. It shouldn't matter. Well, at least I don't think it matters... I see myself as a equal to men, they're not superior to women. Maybe some of them are stronger, but not all of them

So. Hitting a weak, vulnerable boy with glasses, he's a bit of a geek, is that any better than hitting a rather strong, big girl who can defence herself? Don't think so

And anyways, who said that HE started the fight?

But we're now.

I managed to go through a day at school without falling asleep
Only half an hour, the teacher let us out early :P
But now i'm waiting for extra class in German.... Some big essay I have to finish... :not_ok:

[Maikel]

I hit my girl regularly... :whistle:


...that's because she always puts on my boxinggloves and wants to have a match. She does have a good hit I must say k: and I feel much better knowing she can take care of herself. Don't want to be the guy who gets her mad

[Unknown Hero]

Now, this is a record!!!

CARNet(my internet provider) status:
Duration: 10min
Speed: 33.6Kbps (usualy 45.2)
Errors: 200!!!!


Now it's Duration - 13min and errors - 276!


Any idea why???
I never go to porno sites or any "dangerous" sites. I have avast antivirus and adaware 6.0!
I get disconected almost every 20min online???
Please help! I'm desperate!
If you don't want to bury good ol' Unknown Hero!