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[Simoneer]

I send Mr. Manhattan to wipe them out, then make him kill himself.

I build a trashcan, next to a pole with a phone. A pimp cat lives there.

[Yes Or Nay]

One day, the phone suddenly rings and when the cat answers everything goes BOOM. Very sad.

I build an university dedicated to teaching people how to divide by zero.

[The Bard]

One day they manage to actually divide by zero and the whole universe instantly disappears and gets replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable, and on the parallel-universe bizarre and inexplicable version of said hill, I build a nuclear-blast-proof vault and call it Vault 11.

[r3tr0g4m3r]

I send a spy into the vault, to kill everybody.I build a biiiiig stone cube, for nothing.

[The Bard]

I get real angry at you, turn green and "Me smash your stone!"
Then I relocate the position of the lost Vault and repopulate it. Yay, Vault 11 is back...

[r3tr0g4m3r]

I build another biiiig stone cube and I drop it at your Vault.I bulid another Vault, which name is Vault 000

[Simoneer]

I add another 0 to the name, and make everyone in it my bitch.

Who dares to enter the pimp Vault?

[Yes Or Nay]

Originally Posted by Simoneer

I add another 0 to the name, and make everyone in it my bitch.

Who dares to enter the pimp Vault?

Hammertime!

As a result of a pure coincidence, MC Hammer walks around your vault and performs one of his dances in front of it. All the biatches get hypnotised and suddenly want to bask in his awesomness. They quit and pimpvault is forced out of da business.

I build a giant-sized violet-coloured statue of Saladin.

[Simoneer]

Aladdin rushes in, and humps it until it falls over.

I build a big, ball-shaped fan the size of Earth that blows away anything that comes near it.

[Pellaeon]

As all fans in the world, this fan also needs energy. So, a commando unit destroys the power supplies of the gigantic fan, and then I order an Imperial Star Destroyer to engage the tractor beams and pull it away. The rest is the job of the Death Star.

So I'm standing now there, again. But once you touch me, my picture gets resonated - it's a hologram, projected from a planet far, far away. A planet under Imperial control. Anyone who comes close to the projector is considered hostile and is to be shot on sight. Literally nothing can pass through the serious defense. (Find some other way to disable it, don't always just think about destruction. )