01-08-2005, 10:47 PM | #991 | ||
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Two female dinosaurs go to the beach. There they are, sunbathing, and one of them says:
- ''I'm going to take a dive. Wanna come?'' - ''I can't. I'm having my period.'' - ''So, do as I did: use a sheep!''
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02-08-2005, 01:02 PM | #992 | ||
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How many mademan(Mafia guys) can change a light bulb?
Three. First one changes the bulb, second guards his back and third one shoots the eye-witnesses. LOL |
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02-08-2005, 03:31 PM | #993 | ||
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Knock, knock
Who's there? Nice to meet you who! :bye: |
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02-08-2005, 03:42 PM | #994 | ||
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Nock it off with the knock knock already - only about 5% of them are actually funn. If you really wish to keep posting them - go to the Worst joke thread.
A real joke now (even if not the funniest): Two women were cell mates in a prison for 20 years. When they got released the first one said: "Wait, I didn't get a chance to tell her about the second day yet." |
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02-08-2005, 09:09 PM | #995 | ||
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Is there a difference between this and the worst joke thread anymore?
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02-08-2005, 09:57 PM | #996 | ||
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Unfortunately not - but then again, even a bad joke is still a joke - so it's not off topic here (remember the elephant jokes)
BTW: What's the difference between sperm and mucus? You can pull mucus back in... :blink: :eeeeeh: |
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02-08-2005, 09:59 PM | #997 | ||
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Um, yeah...
Here's a commonly known one, and it's very bad... Two people were on a boat, one named Stop, and the other named Repeat, Stop felt murderous and pushed Repeat off the boat. Which one fell in the water?
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02-08-2005, 10:00 PM | #998 | ||
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what is the difference between a condom and a cockpit?
you can only put one **** in a condom. |
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02-08-2005, 10:02 PM | #999 | ||
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02-08-2005, 10:09 PM | #1000 | ||
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Quote:
you must be buying smaller sizes then if you really didn't get it, then I apologise for my stupid joke. go here. #7. |
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