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[Lulu_Jane]

Nevertheless, 'twill be worth it
'cause she is quite perfect,
this elegant feline fatale.

I will feed her raw meat
to dissuade her from nibbling my feet,
and give her milk, fresh from the cow.

The zoo-keepers may laugh
and call me an arse,
but our love they understand not!

For when a man meets a cheetah
there is nothing sweeter!
A love that's so pure
(though 'tis tinged with manure,
which wafts from the cages nearby!)