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[_r.u.s.s.]

LOL

[Mighty Midget]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(David86 @ May 19 2007, 07:01 PM) [snapback]290893[/snapback]</div>

This is horrible, but maybe you'll laugh:
Do you know what is little, yellow and very dangerous??A canary with a shotgun :blink:
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reminds me of:

What goes 'round and around being dangerous to one and all?

A vicious circle

As David86 said quote, it's quite horrible... but not as bad as this:


A Soviet captain based in xxxxxxxxx was studying a xxxxxxxxxxxx report
A major came into the office, pointed at one of the xxxxxxxx and said
"Now, captain, what is this?"
The captain replied "That, major, is a xxxxxxxxxxxxx"

[_r.u.s.s.]

my classmate wrote a test and there was this exercise:

Make a question out of this sentences:

Jenny has a new car. Who...[/b]

and the answer

cares?

[Sathanas]

:blink:

[Sebatianos]

Nah, I just love it, when I give my classes some preposition excersises and I really get interesting results. You should know that different languages use different prepositions and thus translating them directly doesn't always help.

I get stuff like:
Ben was OVER the garden ON his friend's IN a dog.

Should be: Ben was IN the garden OF his friend's WITH a dog.

But that's really why I hate teaching by coursebooks.

[Taz Devil]

A Dwarf walks into her local doctors and says, "Whenever I am Out walking, my privates get really sore.".

The doctor asks here to remove her pants and lay down on the coutch with her legs open. The doctor looks between her legs, mumbles a bit and says he needs a pair of scissors. A couple of snips later he tels the woman to get off the couch and walk around. She does so and to her amazement there is no pain. "How did you do that?" she says.

"I cut the tops off your wellies!", the doctor replies.

[rlbell]

Esoteric mathie humor:

Q: What do you get when you cross the Alps with an elephant?

A: Alps*elephant*sin(theta)

Q: What do you get when you cross the Alps with a mountaineer?

A: Nothing, a mountaineer is a scalar.

[Romano]

Summer is comming

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[Himmler]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(_r.u.s.s. @ May 19 2007, 08:54 PM) [snapback]290910[/snapback]</div>

my classmate wrote a test and there was this exercise:

and the answer

cares?
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

[Sebatianos]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(rlbell @ May 26 2007, 04:15 AM) [snapback]291391[/snapback]</div>

What do you get when you cross the Alps with an elephant?
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And I was sure you'd get a historical quote about how you were able to attack Rome but didn't