I had some kid pull the old "flaming bag of muck" one on me. I saw him hiding in the bushes by the side of my house. I picked up the bag and dropped it on his head.
Watched him run around and scream with his head looking like a little bonfire for, maybe, five minutes.
A really good one is to take some aspirin, shave off the serial numbers, and sell it as X. Watch people pretend to get high when they take it.
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