couple oldie but goodies..
1) The old good stripper/fat stripper switch. Have a guy on a chair, then a sexy stripper comes out and blindfolds him, then she leaves and the REAL stripper comes out and lap dances him (shes ugly and fat)
2) One time a at a part a friend passed out in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. We picked the lock and poured a whole jar of mustard on his head. After about a half hour when he woke up, he was freaked.
3) Want to be real mean, at a party pass out ex-lax to all the really drunk/high people who have the munchies and say its a candy bar.
mmm seems i have alot of party jokes LOL. must have did alot of partying in the past.
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