Wow! You really are a productive one, ReamusLQ
and welcome to the show Lulu Jane, glad to have you onboard, you proved to be quite a poet over at the Poem topic too
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Ok, I'll throw in a few more:
There was this chap from Laos
Who's finances were chaos
He stayed at Ritz
Got blown to bits
When he wouldn't pay us.
There was this bloke from Amsterdam
Who never could stay off the dram
Then one Thursday
In his birthday
Suit he dozed off in a pram.
Then this cheapo from Hebron
Who never let the heater on
To save his dosh
He meant no bosh
Now, he froze to death, that moron.
This hunk from Oklahoma
Who laughed at every trauma
But the news broke
His girl's a bloke
And he slipped into a coma