There once was a Dragon from Sydney,
Who lived all alone in his mis'ry.
He had nothing to eat
Because it's an impossible feat
To find a fair virgin from
that city
A young man who hailed from near Prague
Was called by many "A daft retard,"
For his website was leeching,
And much copyright 'twas breaching,
So Abandonians had him feathered and tarred.
By the by, hooray for this thread Mighty Midget!
edited to add extra rule-bending syllabic goodness
